This article talks about:

1) People who say "chill"

2) Lil Weezy going to Jail

3) The news loves a bunch of people dead

4) Why you shouldn't shake hands

5) What do you think will happen to............ VOTE NOW

10 Jumpoff Commandments

This article talks about:

1) B*tches who think they owe a man sex for something.

2) Wifey don't have to be the baddest b*tch you f*ck.

3) B*tches go hard for the d*ck

4) People who say "I don't care, I'm just telling you"

5) What is your favorite............. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Revenge is better when you wait

2) Your life is decided by seconds

3) People don't care about sh*t unless it happens to them

4) Crime pays until you get caught

5) What would you rather hang out at................. VOTE NOW

You still doing that?

This article talks about:

1) Big butt b*tches with ugly faces

2) People who work third shift

3) N*ggas who ask b*tches too many meaningless questions

4) People who pretend they are more popular than they are

5) Have you ever had a fight with............... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Are you scared to holla because of her man?

2) Robbing broke mutha f*ckas?

3) Never sleep on anybody

4) People get tired of other people wearing the same sh*t

5) Which is more annoying........... VOTE NOW

Ya fans still wanna know

This article talks about:

1) Watch out for people who say "call before you leave"

2) B*tches be feeling guilty

3) Texting somebody 2 things and they only respond to one

4) Talking dirty during sex

5) The oldest person you ever................ VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Mistake can only be made once

2) People who ask "are you still coming"

3) People who think they still got time to do things

4) Don't let anybody know your next move

5) Do you spend more money.............. VOTE NOW

Main Characters:

GORDON: Good Guy

WANDA: Gordon's Wife

Sh*t just aint gonna happen 

This article talks about:

1) How to find out if they will cheat

2) People who forget hygiene

3) Ladies, if you cheat, he wants to hear everything

4) People spending whole piece of sh*t paycheck in the club

5) Have you ever had sex............. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Mutha f*ckas wanting a "hook up"

2) People who talk sh*t AFTER they hang up

3) People who say "15 minutes" and it be a hour

4) Mutha f*ckas who laugh second

5) At what age should........... VOTE NOW

What is this n*gga talking about?

This article talks about:

1) Staying with somebody you have no ties to

2) You can tell when a b*tch is cheating

3) Baby mother, baby father bond is strong

4) B*tches with little azz nipples

5) Who's fault is it............. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) B*tches who believe n*ggas in jail

2) Mutha f*ckas talking sh*t and be scared

3) How to act in the casino

4) Cornball azz n*ggas

5) Who is hotter......... VOTE NOW

Thou Shall Not

This article talks about:

1) Whores don't deserve dates

2) Pregnancy patch on ya azz?

3) Just cause he got kids don't mean he big pimpin

4) I don't think Opposites attract

5) When you are home......... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Cockblockin azz n*ggas

2) Using your spit as lotion

3) Don't bring p*ssy mutha f*ckas to the club with you

4) People acting like they was in the middle of the beef

5) How many people do........ VOTE NOW

Sniff, Sniff, you smell that?

This article talks about:

1) B*tch down to f*ck anywhere/anytime

2) People like songs they can relate to

3) The relationship is over mutha f*cka!

4) Everybody love when they phone is blowing up

5) The last time you had sex............... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) People who life gets more f*cked up every year

2) Punching a mutha f*cka in the face and he dies?

3) FEDS is a whole other ballgame

4) Are you needed?

5) When you get f*cked up.......... VOTE NOW

You stuck back in the day doggie

This article talks about:

1) People saying they hungry but don't want what you offer

2) B*tches thinking saying "I promise" means something

3) Women who keep track of every n*gga they f*ck

4) People who say "I wish you were here"

5) Who is the first person you tell........... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) People who attempt to know everybody

2) People who say "Slow Down!!"

3) Arguing azz people

4) Making up lies for the bruise on your face

5) What is the Best................. VOTE NOW

She must of got that 5 Star D*ck

This article talks about:

1) Baby mothers being whores

2) Getting advice from someone younger than you

3) People with f*cked up "friends"

4) People who ask questions late as hell

5) Would you rather have sex......... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Being mad at somebody and them turning it around on you

2) New person trying to fit in

3) Be careful who you give compliments to

4) Either you are with me or against me, no inbetween

5) When taking a shower........... VOTE NOW

Why you moving like that

This article talks about:

1) How to f*ck a b*tch in 3 hours

2) Co-signing everything she say

3) Sad day when she take out her wig

4) Take her mans side when she talks about their disagreements

5) Who is prettiest............... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Broke people justifying why they are broke

2) Why you should tip pizza delivery people

3) Why husband kill their wives

4) Making people pay for their mistakes

5) Who is funnier................. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Of course your ugly friend wants to f*ck your man

2) People thinking about you when your not there

3) Mami, he is not thinking about you when he's f*cking you

4) How to find out if the girl with a fat azz is a freak

5) The last time I............ VOTE NOW 

Bad Idea, nah far real, bad idea

This article talks about:

1) Asking somebody to do you a favor

2) "I just wanted to see what you were going to say"

3) Say hi to your grandparents

4) B*tch you went to school with in the strip club

5) You keep your cell phone............ VOTE NOW

Hey, don't shoot the messenger

This article talks about:

1) Even the ugliest person.........

2) Why are whores so happy

3) Men using dildo's on their women

4) People who have surprises for you

5) When is the best time to................. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Real gangsta dont suck lollipops

2) Watch out for the "huh" and the "repeat"

3) Dont automatically co-sign a "ya feel me"

4) People who say "I aint know you was fa real"

5) How do you............ VOTE NOW

We can't let that fly

This article talks about:

1) B*tches lying about if they getting f*cked right

2) How much cumm came out his d*ck

3) People who don't know what "might" means

4) Getting mad only because people laughed

5) Who has the best............... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Finding an excuse to not defend your girl

2) Slowing down when police behind you

3) B*tches love thug n*ggas

4) Its impossible for a fake n*gga to be friends with a real n*gga

5) Who raised......... VOTE NOW

You Just Disgusting, real talk.

This article talks about:

1) Nothing sexy about trying to be sexy

2) Not knowing how to be a freak

3) When not to text bullsh*t

4) Only having sex with 2 people your whole life

5) Which is worse, being ashey or................. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Don't put that sh*t in my CD player

2) B*tches reaction after getting her gums smacked loose

3) Drunk mutha f*cka aint supposed to win a fight

4) Robbery Stories

5) What is more embarrassing? VOTE NOW

No need to explain, we know you a jump

This article talks about:

1) Chicks who squinch they face up before catching a facial

2) When you talk about how much of a slutt she is

3) Can you make her cumm with your d*ck?

4) Having a dream about somebody?

5) Best Breakfast is.............. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) People who say "I can't tell you all that"

2) Mutha f*ckas always talking about "back in the day"

3) Black people who let White people mess they ghetto name up

4) Dudes standing on corner with no drugs

5) What would you rather do, go to the movie theater or.......... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) People who tell you to "ask Jason" when they lying.

2) Picking a b*tch up during sex

3) Women asking if you like they azz

4) What part of me not responding to the text don't you understand

5) Is it easier to take being cheated on when........... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) The "leader" of the crew

2) You should already know if they are lefty or righty

3) Gangsta with a umbrella?

4) People who fall asleep in car with you

5) The definition of "real" is................. VOTE NOW

Look both ways, don't want nobody to see you.

This article talks about:

1) Mutha f*ckas love trying to get the girl back

2) A real laugh can't be stopped

3) A neat person can't be messy and a messy person cant be neat

4) If the baby don't look like you, IT AINT YOURS!!

5) Which of these statements is most true.............. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Shaving

2) People who need their parents to survive

3) Showing respect to the police and judges

4) Pure Sucka Moves

5) The last fight you had................ VOTE NOW

I'm mad about that sh*t

This article talks about:

1) Only ugly people need game

2) Giving somebody a picture of you, as a present

3) That's my word

4) Dudes who f*ck up their excuses to be late

5) Which is better to look at on the opposite sex........ VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Family member think it's ok to steal from you

2) N*gga f*ckin with a white girl

3) Riding in the car with crazy drivers

4) Mutha f*cka showing off his new tattoo

5) If you could only do one, for the rest of your life........... VOTE NOW

You spending too much time online if any of these apply

This article talks about:

1) People who ask "what happened" when they already know

2) B*tches who lick on the side of ya d*ck

3) Only a p*ssy sits there and makes eye contact

4) Mutha f*ckas cant tell time

5) Before you wipe ya azz....... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Only a 4 joke limit when clowning somebody

2) If they tell you to "stop" you better keep going

3) Dudes acting like b*tches

4) If you started the fight, they don't want you to win

5) What act says "I'm Scared" more? VOTE NOW

Now that's multitasking

This article talks about:

1) The moment you realized they were ugly

2) Hang up in somebody face then............

3) Talking to family you don't know

4) Inviting a broke mutha f*cka over

5) You sleep in............. VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) People who dont give you enough money to go to store for them

2) If you died today....

3) Sitting in jail talking about you sell a bunch of drugs

4) Over-protecting worthless azz sh*t

5) Who is the most ghetto person in.............. VOTE NOW

Practice.............Not a Game................Practice

This article talks about:

1) Ugly b*tch don't know how to act when she find a man

2) Is she talking different? She might be cheating.

3) Men who say "I got mad b*tches son"

4) N*ggas is stupid

5) If the sex is wack.......... VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) People who eyes start watering

2) In court, A cop's word is golden

3) Coke sniffers

4) Thats My Word

5) When you are taking a sh*t, do you....... VOTE NOW

Bad Acting n*gga, you know you liked it

This article talks about:

1) B*tches who cheat and tell they man everything

2) Why you aint f*cking every day?

3) Seeing t*tties aint sh*t no more

4) People who wear glasses

5) How do you feel about somebody masterbating in front of you? VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Knowing who you f*cking with

2) Nose to Nose about to fight

3) People who fall on you when they laugh

4) Athletes trying to be gangstas

5) If you lose a fight, you........ VOTE NOW

Shut the f*ck up and bend over

This article talks about:

1) Chicks looking for somebody to take care of they kid

2) Wifey trying to make you new friends

3) F*cking a b*tch raw

4) B*tch coming by your job

5) If you could only pick one, when would you shower? Morning or Night? VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Scared to pull money out ya pocket?

2) Mutha f*ckas bragging about bullsh*t tickets

3) Black people love ghetto neighbors

4) People pointing their finger at you

5) People you don't know, shaking your hand

Its just something about that................

This article talks about:

1) Dumb b*tches wanting to teach pre-school

2) Long text message is bad news

3) Never listen to a b*tch talking bad about a man

4) Females desperate for friendship

5) Do you have more friends of the same sex or the opposite sex? VOTE NOW

This article talks about:

1) Small time hustlaz

2) AA/NA meeting

3) Forgetting what people have done for you

4) White people working at McDonalds

5) Drug Dealer with cell phone in his name

Oh you one of them new n*ggas if any of these apply to you.

This article talks about:

1) People who drink out soda cans

2) Two ways to handle drinking out a can

3) Either you f*ckin for you or you f*ckin for her

4) Trying to remember a phone number

5) That's my word

This article talks about:

1) You aint tough if you sleep

2) Beef never ends

3) Visiting another hood

4) Being cool with somebody you beefed with

5) REALEST RAP LYRIC EVER

Why do you love her so much?

This article talks about:

1) People who phone never rings

2) What word do you use when talking about having sex? VOTE HERE

3) People who whisper bullsh*t

4) Starting new relationship

5) People who try and clean they house when you walk in

This article talks about:

1) People who shake your hand too long

2) Are people throwing sh*t at you?

3) Earlier bird gets that gwop

4) Did ya b*tch really call the cops?

5) Throwing the word "now" at the end of requests

The following sh*t is unacceptable

This article talks about:

1) Getting mad when somebody tell you "you got a booger"

2) Insecure chicks

3) People saying they have to get off phone

4) Reactions to somebody farting. VOTE NOW

5) Man is more attractive when hes with a bad b*tch

This article talks about:

1) Parents letting kids play on the "hood playground"

2) People with too many people in the house

3) A spider get more love than a cockroach

4) People sleeping on the couch

5) If somebody watch wrestling, are they a nerd? VOTE NOW

These two people, copy and pasted sh*t from MY site and put it on their blog as their own.  Everybody was commenting, saying how funny and real HE was but in reality, it wasn't even his sh*t.  Did he say anything?  Nope.  He just soaked up all the credit.  They was doing this for the past THREE WEEKS!  I just found out last night.  They on blast.

Photo courtesy of myspace.com

This is the application for people to hate on you

This article talks about:

1) People who call you as soon as you get out

2) B*tches who wear heels to make they azz look fatter

3) Chicks with stripper poles

4) Making a lot of money takes up A LOT of time

5) People who want you to try some sh*t you don't eat

This article talks about:

1) Crackheads who lie about being crackheads

2) People who collect cans not wanting your cans

3) Mutha f*ckas with f*cked up belts

4) Jail lockdown with a stinky celly

5) Shooting ya self by accident

You straight up p*ssy if any of these apply

This article talks about:

1) People you don't know giggling at you

2) Married b*tches swear they the sh*t

3) That's my word

4) Stank p*ssy b*tches

5) Ladies, a man has to have__________to have a chance with you. VOTE HERE

This article talks about:

1) Mutha f*cka telling somebody else war story

2) People who leave a bunch of sh*t out the war story

3) Dudes who only got one war story

4) Asking question during war story

5) Mutha f*cka showing you a bruise he claim he got from war

Ladies you aint a freak unless one of these apply to you

This article talks about:

1) Women with a drawer full of condoms

2) Men who talk to much

3) People who ask if you received text

4) Chicks who don't know how to give handjobs

5) That's my word, I seen this sh*t

This article talks about:

1) People having same nickname

2) Little hand men

3) Breaking your hand throwing a punch

4) B*tches who lie when they got they azz whooped

5) Why B*tches lie when they get they azz whooped

Leave those burgers alone, fa real

This article talks about:

1) People who say "don't call me no more"

2) Ladies should stop pretending sex is good

3) Sex with ex or sex with current, which is better? VOTE HERE

4) Unpredictable sex

5) Swallowing

This article talks about:

1) Mutha f*ckas who get their GED and think they "Doctor smart"

2) Mutha f*ckas with stun guns

3) People who use not having a father as excuse for everything

4) Crackheads aint O.G.'s

5) Gotta have a pistol in the hood?

Ladies, he might be a stalker

This article talks about:

1) How a woman can make her family call her a whore

2) People who don't know how to use cameras

3) Them t*tties aint nice

4) Spending too much time at dollar store

5) Women just dont care what ya ballz smell like

This article talks about:

1) White girls in the hood

2) Racism in prison

3) Blackmailing people

4) Acting hard to impress a girl

5) If you f*cking his girl, don't be scared to bang with him

Yeah we still N*ggariffic