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Kia and Quan, Parts 1-5

publication date: Dec 4, 2009
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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QUAN: Kia, why everytime you next to me and you texting, you always tilting your phone so I can't see?

 

KIA: Mutha f*cka, what you trying to say?  What the f*ck you think I'm texting some other n*gga?

 

QUAN: I don't know what you doing but I just think that sh*t is mad suspicious.

 

KIA: Quan, do you pay my mutha f*ckin cell phone bill?

 

QUAN: Nah, I don't pay ya bill.

 

KIA: Ok then mutha f*cka, until you start paying my bill, I am going to tilt my mutha f*ckin phone whatever way I want to tilt that mutha f*cka.  And for your information, I'm texting my sister.

 

QUAN: I thought you said last night, ya sister ran out of minutes

 

KIA: Nah, she got minutes now

 

QUAN: You don't usually be texting with a smile on ya face when you texting ya sister

 

KIA: Damn mutha f*cka!  Why you all up in my facial expressions and sh*t while I'm texting?  Damn what the f*ck you trying to say?  Just come out and say it n*gga!

 

QUAN: I think you texting another dude

 

KIA: Aint nobody texting no other n*gga Quan.  Gott damn a b*tch can't even text without a mutha f*cka thinking you texting another n*gga.

 

(15 minutes later, Kia gets out of the car and goes into the store to get a pack of cigarettes, but she leaves her phone in the car while she goes in)

 

QUAN: Yeaaaaaaaaa, this b*tch FINALLY left this phone alone with me, I'm gonna drive around the corner and look at this sh*t while she in the store

 

(Quan is looking through the text messages and he see's one from Kia that says "miss that d*ck baby")

 

(Quan drives back to the store to pick up Kia and puts the phone right back where it was)

(Kia gets in the car)

 

KIA: Where the f*ck did you go n*gga?

 

QUAN: SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

(Quan slaps the sh*t outta Kia)

 

QUAN: Who you f*ckin b*tch?

(Kia grabs her phone and jumps out the car, she calls her brother "Menace" and tells him that Quan just slapped the piss outta her)

 

KIA: Menace, this n*gga just put his f*ckin hands on me, he slapped me in my face.  He claim I'm f*ckin somebody, mutha f*cka is crazy

 

MENACE: Where you at?

 

KIA: At the store on the corner of Main street, but I'm walking, Quan is damn near chasing me.

 

MENACE: K, I'll call you back in 10 minutes, Imma call my n*ggas.

 

(before menace could arrive, Quan already called his sister's and had been following Kia the whole time.  His sisters pull up alongside Kia)

 

QUAN SISTER 1: Yea birdb*tch, what now birdb*tch, you tried to play my brother?  You tried to play my brother?

 

KIA: Chill, ya brother don't know what he talking about,he accusing me of sh*t I aint even do.

 

QUAN SISTER 2: F*ck all that b*tch, gimme that mutha f*ckin cheap azz wig!

(snatches Kia's wig off her head, the three girls begin stomping Kia out)

 

QUAN: Don't stop stomping that b*tch out, she pregnant and I want that baby dead sis.  You know I would do that for you.  I want that baby in her stomach dead sis.

 

QUAN SISTER 1: Say no more lil brother.

 

(Kia is in hospital room, the baby inside her was killed, Quan shows up at hospital, alone)

 

KIA: Quan, please get out of here please!!!!!!

 

QUAN: Why you cheating on me Kia, I did everything for you, I come home everynight, you never had to worry about me cheating Kia.

 

KIA: (Crying) I just want you to leave Quan, that's all I want Quan, please leave, if you are trying to make me scared, it's working.  Please leave.

 

QUAN: Nah, I aint going nowhere until you tell me why you tried to play me.

 

KIA: I didn't play you Quan, now leaveeeeeeeeeeeee, Doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

QUAN: I hate a lying b*tch Kia.

 

KIA: (still crying) Quan, why do you think I played you?

 

QUAN: Don't worry about all that, you looking real good in that lil cloth.

 

KIA: Quan, no Quan, don't do that to me, you have done enough already.

 

QUAN: Titties all hanging out, let me close this door.  You better no scream or I'll whoop ya azz.

 

KIA: Quan, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 (Quan pulls is erect penis out and begins smacking Kia in the face with it)

 

QUAN: Suck it b*tch.

 

KIA: Why are you doing this?

 

QUAN: Suck it.  I aint going to ask you again.

(Quan lifts up his shirt to show Kia the pistol on his waist)

 

QUAN: You see it, start sucking b*tch

(After Kia is done giving Quan head, Quan leaves)

(Kia jumps on the phone and calls "Menace" crying)

 

MENACE: That n*gga did what?  You said he leaving the hospital right now?

 

KIA: He just walked out my room

(Quan is exiting the hospital, and see's Menace creeping)

 

MENACE: Yea mutha f*cka!!!!!!

(Quan pulls out and hits Menace in the stomach, Menace drops instantly)

 

 

 


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