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"You Must Be High" Quickies

publication date: Dec 1, 2009
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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You must be high, cause you just started using ya white girl voice out of nowhere.

 

You must be high, cause you screaming and ready to fight cause you can't find the remote control.

 

You must be high, cause you in the shower singing songs you made up, singing "nobody betta not steal my lighter, my lighter." Tryin to hit high notes on the word "lighter"

 

You must be high, cause you letting out big azz gasps after you sip the cold red kool aid

 

You must be high, cause now you talking bout "aint no privacy in this mutha f*cka" then you walked in the closet and ate a hot dog.

 

You must be high, cause now you touching b*tches and sh*t and one of these skeezers is gonna slap the smoke out ya lungs.

 

You must be high, cause you swear up and down you dropped some money and somebody picked it up.

 

You must be high, cause you got on air force ones with no mutha f*ckin socks on

 

You must be high, cause you was sitting down watching tv minding your business, then you jumped up and said "they taking too much taxes out my paycheck!" Then you layed back down a continued watching tv.

 

You must be high, cause you looking at them doggy biscuits wondering what would happen if you nibbled on a couple


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