_{^{Junk that sh*t if you have to get in through the passenger door and hop over into the driver's seat}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you got cardboard on the mutha f*ckin window}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you gotta drive with headphones on cause you aint got no radio}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you have to wake up a hour earlier "just in case" ya sh*t don't start in the morning}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you have to turn the key more than once for that mutha f*cka to start}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you aint got a rear view mirror}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if the mutha f*ckin doors don't lock}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you have to keep your antifreeze bottle in the front seat}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you scared to roll the window down cause you don't know if it will go back up}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you have to stick your arm out the window when you have to make a turn}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if the heat or AC take 45 minutes to get started}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if the "check engine" light don't go off no matter what you do}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you gotta use a umbrella in the car when you driving}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if the seats look like 3 pit bulls was in that mutha f*cka seeing who teeth is the strongest}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if glove compartment don't stay shut}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you got to get out the car when you pull up to the drive thru window}}

_{^{Junk that sh*t if you always have to explain to people why ya car doing this and why ya car doing that, f*ck explaining, the simplest answer you can give is that ya car is piece of sh*t mutha f*cka, junk that sh*t!}}