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"Dailypiff.net 10 Text Commandments" Quickies

publication date: Dec 7, 2009
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1) If you are texting somebody, you are not allowed to call them unless given permission.

 

2) If you do not know how to spell a word, do not use that word, find a word you know how to spell and use it.

 

3) If you lose service when sending a text, DO NOT keep sending the f*cking text.  When you regain service the text will be sent.

 

4) If you have a boost mobile prepay phone, I need you to shoot yourself.

 

5) If you don't have a keyboard on your phone, I need you to shoot yourself

 

6) If you send a text to the wrong person, don't text them right away saying "wrong text" wait to see their reaction. 

 

7) You should never have to send two texts without a response.  If you send a text, and do not get a response, do not send another until you get a response, no matter if it takes all day.  Don't be the lame.

 

8) Men are not to use any smiley faces

 

9) Don't say "lol" if you are not really laughing and definately don't say "lmao" if you are not really laughing, let's keep it real, if it aint funny, it aint funny.

 

10) When texting always remember that anything texted, can come back to haunt you, the text is hardcore evidence.  If you texted the jumpoff "I love u" She can show everybody and ruin you.  Be careful what you text.


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