SHONDA: Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn daddy! Aint no d*ck like the one you got.  It's ya p*ssy, I swear on my dead grandfather that this is ya p*ssy.

(after f*cking Shonda asks the dude she was f*cking "Tek" for a favor)

SHONDA: Tek, can you give me a ride to my sister crib?

TEK: Nah I gotta go to work.

SHONDA: Oh it's like that Tek?  I'm just a wham bam thank you mamm?

TEK: Nah it aint like that but I gotta go

SHONDA: That's wrong Tek.  I let you beat this p*ssy up and you can't even give me a ride down the street?  F*ck you then.  Quick c*mming mutha f*cka.

TEK: Whateva, I'm out slut.

SHONDA: Ya mother n*gga.

SHONDA: (Thinking to herself) I Need to get to my sister Tammy crib.

(Shonda knocks on next door neighbor "Killa" door)

SHONDA: Whattup Killa?

KILLA: (opening the door butt naked) Wuz good?

SHONDA: N*gga you always trying to show me that d*ck.  I need a ride to Tammy crib

KILLA:  What I get?

SHONDA:  What you want?

KILLA: Some head.

SHONDA: For a f*ckin ride Killa?

KILLA: Yea

SHONDA: Let's go inside

KILLA: Nah, right here in the hallway

SHONDA: Yo n*gga is you f*cking crazy!!!

KILLA: You don't need a ride then, peace.

SHONDA: Wait.  Ok

(Shonda gets on her knees and begins giving Killa head, he busts in her mouth, she swallows)

KILLA: Damn girl, you give some good head, wait right here, while I get dressed.

(Killa, slams the f*ckin door right in her face)

SHONDA: (After waiting for 20 minutes, Shonda realizes Killa aint coming out, so she starts walking)

(While she is walking, n*ggas is trying to holla at Shonda, so she jumps in the car with some dude named "Sosa")

SOSA: Damn baby what's ya name

SHONDA: Shonda and yours?

SOSA: I'm "Big d*ck Sosa"

SHONDA: (Shonda looks at Sosa's crotch) It don't look like you got a big d*ck, Mr Sosa.

SOSA: I'll whip my sh*t out right now

SHONDA: I'm going to Main Street

SOSA: I said I'll whip my sh*t out right now

SHONDA: Do whatever you want, just drop me off at Main Street

SOSA: Look (Sosa pulls his d*ck out for Shonda)

SHONDA: Not bad, you got some little balls though, I want you to drive me to Main Street with ya d*ck out, ok Sosa?

SOSA: Damn girl you lil f*ckin freak huh?  I gotta stop at my boy Tek crib first.

SHONDA: Who!

SOSA: Tek, you know him?

(They pull up in front of Tek crib)

SHONDA: Yea I know Tek,

(Tek comes out)

TEK: Ohh sh*t, look who you got in the car with you.

(Tek grabs Shonda's t*tties)

SHONDA: Tek, don't f*cking touch me like that.

TEK: Yo, ya'll come in and chill for a sec, I got smoke and some henny.

SOSA: Hell yea, I'm trying to get f*cked up

SHONDA: I gotta go to my sister's Sosa

SOSA: I'm going to take you.  Let me just get my smoke on.  Cmon

TEK: Yea Cmon Shonda. (Tek grabs his crotch at Shonda)

SHONDA: F*ckin azzhole.

(Shonda ended up f*cking Tek, Sosa and 3 other dudes that was in Tek crib.  She just loves d*ck.  They left her on the floor with sperm all over her naked, sleeping with a smile on her face.