Love and Life #36 - Having Sex With Your Shirt On Is Being Insecure and More

publication date: Dec 8, 2009
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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How the f*ck can you f*ck a b*tch with ya f*cking shirt on?  I don't get that sh*t at all.  I can see f*cking with your socks on, but your shirt?  That's one of those fat people tactics.  They think that if they take their shirt off that it will ruin the moment.  They think that sh*t will instantly turn their partner off.  I think leaving your shirt on would turn me off faster than taking it off, regardless of how sloppy ya body is.  There has got to be skin to skin.  Not only fat people leave their shirt on either.  B*tches with no t*tties is good for leaving they shirt on during sex also.  They don't want the dude they f*ckin to feel like he on top of a f*cking dude.

 

If you are in a new relationship with somebody and you are the main one paying for sh*t, don't jump the gun and end the relationship because you think the person is using you.  Sooner or later you will be in a situation when that person is going to have to prove that they are serious about f*cking with you.  Just wait for the situation to come.  Mutha f*ckas be too quick to end sh*t because they think they being used.  Just wait for the situation to come where that person will have to prove themself.  All these lonely mutha f*ckas out here, you don't want to join that group for no reason right?  Well, go with the flow.

 

I hate a b*tch with long thin strands of hair on their butt cheeks.  That is unacceptable.  B*tch azz look like, she was laying butt naked on her stomach, and somebody was giving the dog a haircut on her azz.  B*tch azz look like she got a lil tail.  B*tch azz look like her hips need a edge up.  That sh*t is not sexy baby.  You ask her to shave it and she hit you with "I don't wanna shave it because it will grow back thicker."

 

If you see somebody do something in front of you, then you can't help but think that they do that to you also.  Let me explain, for example, let's say you are in the car with somebody and you see their phone ring, you see them look at the phone to see who it is, then they put the phone down and don't answer it.  You call them three days later and they don't answer the phone.  The first thing you going to think is that they pulled that bull sh*t they just pulled on you.  And they probably did.  If you see somebody do something, remember it and don't think that they won't do it to you.  Ask yourself, why wouldn't they do that to me?  What is so special about me?  Nothing mutha f*cka.

 

I hate getting head thru the hole in the boxers.  Why would you want to get head thru the hole in the boxers?  What the f*ck type of sh*t is that?  You can't get no good head unless you got ya boxers down.  At least when you got them down, the b*tch can play with ya balls and lick on ya balls and sh*t.  You got to be one funny style azz mutha f*cka to not pull down ya boxers to get some head.  That's uncomfortable as f*ck.  I really don't see how a mutha f*cka can get head thru the zipper of his jeans, that's even worse.  Whenever I get head, I get butt azz naked, shirt off, pants down to my ankles, I go all out, like I'm f*ckin supposed to.  F*ck you gay azz n*ggas getting head through the hole in ya boxers, that's some b*tch sh*t.



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