_{^{1) Get her p*ssy wet as f*ck.}}

_{^{2) Then stop your d*ck from getting hard, think about ya grandmother doing the dishes or some sh*t.}}

_{^{3) When she asks "what's wrong, why you not hard." say "I dunno"}}

_{^{4) Suggest that she give you head for a lil while to get it hard. (remember she wet as f*ck, so she wants to f*ck badddd)}}

_{^{5) When she starts s*cking, bust in that lazy b*tch mouth and say "gotcha b*tch!"}}

_{^{6) Put your clothes on and say "I will be right back"}}

_{^{7) Don't call that b*tch ever again, If she aint into s*cking d*ck then she is definately disposable.}}

_{^{8) She is going to feel like she got ripped off, so she is going to blow your phone up, just put that b*tch to voicemail}}