_{^{Sweetheart, you really need to stop telling your man you horny so much, you going to make him think you sucking and f*cking when he aint there.}}

_{^{You really need to find something to get those long azz hairs out you nose.  Long azz hair hanging out ya nose talking and sh*t.  That long azz hair ask me if I was wavy.}}

_{^{You really need to clean your ears, I saw you stick ya finger in ya nose and pull out play-dough size piece of ear wax, then you balled it up with two fingers and plucked it.  Mutha f*cka got ear wax the size of boogers.}}

_{^{You really need to stop changing your personality just because you finally got some new sneakers.  Everytime you get something new, all of a sudden you got mega-confidence.}}

_{^{You really need to clean ya toaster, yea you supposed to clean toasters mutha f*cka, sh*t look nasty, I bet you wont cook ME no toaster strudels in that mutha f*cka}}

_{^{You really need to keep ya b*tch in check, nah nah, I aint tryin to hear sh*t, the b*tch be swinging her head when she talking and her finger be pointing at the same time.  I will slam her thru the sunroof.}}