_{^{Name: (Who is hating on me)}}

_{^{Experience: (how long have you been a hater? Don't need rookie haters coming at me, come hard or don't come at all)}}

_{^{Age: (Are you even in my age bracket? Must be at least 18 years of age to hate on me)}}

_{^{Positon Applying For:}}

_{^{List of Positions:}}

_{^{a) Internet Hater 1 (knows me somewhat in real life but only hates on me online)}}

_{^{b) Internet Hater 2 (never met you in my life)}}

_{^{c) Behind My Back Hater (only hates on me when I am not present)}}

_{^{d) Smile In My Face Hater (hates but pretends to be cool with me, when I see them)}}

_{^{e) Want Me To Hear You Hater (says little slick sh*t, just loud enough so I can hear)}}

_{^{f) Keep It To Yourself Hater (has never said anything out loud but definately hating in their mind)}}

_{^{g) Take Action Hater 1 (takes it physical and tries to fight me)}}

_{^{h) Take Action Hater 2 (does sh*t on the sneak tip like slashing my tires etc.......and thinks I don't know who did it)}}

_{^{i) Copy Cat Hater (does everything I do, then say your better than me at it)}}

_{^{Shift: (What shift do you want to do your hating? First, Second or Third?)}}

_{^{Days Available: (What days are you available to hate?)}}

_{^{When Can You Start? (When do you want to begin hating?)}}

_{^{Have you ever been convicted of a felony? (need to know this information, so I know how far you will take it)}}

_{^{Signature:_________________________________________________________}}

_{^{I will review all applications and pick the person most qualified to hate on me.  I will not discriminate on the basis of race, sex or ethnic group.  Thank you for taking the time to fill out my application and I hope to be in contact with you soon.}}

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