_{^{You licked the doritos off your finger then stuck your hand back in the bag..............................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{The DJ played three old azz songs from the 80's in a row?............................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Everytime you see me pull gum or a cigarette out my pocket, you want one?.........................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Wearing the same hoody three times a week?...........................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Telling me you didnt say something that I heard with my own two ears?.............................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Eating your chicken nuggets with no sauce?.....................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Did you just ask me if I seen that Jersey Shore bullsh*t?.....................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Told me to come to the concert or game with you and you got f*cked up seats?...................That sh*t is unacceptable (you wasted my time)}}

_{^{You seen something crazy and said "Holy Moly!!".............................That sh*t is unacceptable  (we dont talk like that)}}

_{^{Dunkin Donuts over charging for coffee and donuts?....................That sh*t is unacceptable}}

_{^{Brought a b*tch to ya crib, and you aint got no cable? Just a bunch of DVD's.......................That sh*t is unacceptable}}