_{^{I hate an ole "what happened" azz mutha f*cka.  You ever have a mutha f*cka ask you "what happened" and you already know that they know what happened?  Tisha already told me she told you what happened so why the f*ck you coming up to me asking me what happened?  What you the police and want to hear my side of the mutha f*ckin story?  Then you tell him like "Tisha told me she told you what happened n*gga" then he hit you with "Oh yea, she told me a little bit, not everything." you say "nah n*gga, she told me she told you everything." then he try and change the subject cause he caught the f*ck out "I'm saying, what's wrong my n*gga, why you so upset?"  Don't change the subject mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{B*tch you watch too much porno, what the f*ck are you doing licking on the side of my d*ck?  Licking on the side of my d*ck aint doing nothing for me, suck on the top of my d*ck, don't go licking the side of my d*ck like a mutha f*ckin popsicle or some sh*t, nooooooo do what you came to do, I don't feel nothing unless its on the head of my d*ck.  Them porno b*tches do that sh*t for the camera, aint no camera in this mutha f*cka.  Got ya f*ckin tounge out, licking on the side of my d*ck, wasting all this mutha f*ckin time, do what you came to do, you said you wanted to suck some d*ck, not lick on the side of my sh*t, wait till I cumm, then you can lick the side of my sh*t.}}

_{^{What kinda of p*ssy mutha f*cka sits there and makes eye contact with a b*tch all mutha f*ckin day.  That's sh*t b*tches do.  You gazing all into her eyes and not saying sh*t.  Mutha f*cka you scared of that b*tch?  If you think she got a fat azz, open ya f*ckin mouth.  Stop all that gott damn eye contact bullsh*t.  A mutha f*cka aint NEVER busted a nut making eye contact with a b*tch,  sucka sh*t.}}

_{^{Some mutha f*ckas don't know how to tell time unless it's a digital clock.  Some mutha f*ckas, if you tell them that "it's a quarter to 10" they don't have a mutha f*ckin clue what you talking about.  They be lost like a mutha f*cka.  You wont even know they lost because they be too embarrsed to say sh*t but right after you tell them "its a quarter to 10" they going to go ask somebody else what time it is and they going to pray that the next mutha f*cka explains it to them in a way they can understand.}} 

_{^{Before you wipe ya azz......... VOTE NOW}}

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