_{^{The best "game" is when the b*tch don't even know you kicking game.  Now I can't say this enough, a ugly mutha f*cka NEEDS game.  Now if the chick think you look good, then everything becomes so much easier.  When you look good, sometimes all you have to say is "gimmie some head" and the b*tch won't even feel disrespected, she won't even flip, instead of saying "f*ck you, you stupid mutha f*cka!" she says "hahahaha, you crazy." see the difference?  Now you ugly sandpaper face mutha f*ckas, have to stop making it so obvious that you running game.  If the b*tch look good, she has heard everything, if the b*tch is decent, she has heard a lot, if the b*tch is ugly, then that sh*t might work and you two ugly mutha f*ckas would make a perfect couple, your face look like a sad timb boot, and her face look a gott damn eggo waffle with syrup and butter on that sh*t.  Make some babies.}}

_{^{How the f*ck you going to give somebody a picture of yourself as a present?  Now it's this person's birthday and you went out and brought a picture frame and put a picture of yourself in the frame and gave it to them.  Now if that aint the most selfish sh*t I have ever seen, I don't know what is.  You promoted it too before you gave it to them, like "wait until you see what I got you, you're going to love it." Or "I just can't wait to give it to you, I swear, it's killing me, I just want to give it to you early." Then you gave it to them, and they looked at it with a fake smile and all, and said "thank you" but they were thinking "I know this b*tch didn't give me a picture of her f*ckin self.  Not even a nice picture either, ugly azz, b*tch about as pretty as a bathroom sink."}}

_{^{Thats my word, I seen a mutha f*cka in a store, look at something for $2.99 and look at something else for $5.99 and used the calculator on his phone to add that sh*t up.  When you see a mutha f*cka do some stupid sh*t like that, you just never look at them the same again.  Whenever you see them, you just all of a sudden feel like reading a book or some sh*t or taking a class at the college or something.}} 

_{^{Why would a mutha f*cka who is cheating on his girl, go out and buy sh*t, that is going to f*ck up all his excuses?  For example, you cheating on ya girl and you go out and buy a car charger for your cell phone?  That eliminates the excuse "My phone died, that's why I aint answer." Don't ever buy anything that is going to f*ck up a good excuse.  Or you say "Hey baby, I found a new shortcut to get home from work quicker."  What the f*ck?  N*gga you must of lost your mutha f*ckin mind.  Why the f*ck would you tell your b*tch about a shortcut?  Now you can't use the "It was crazy traffic" excuse.  Step ya sh*t up doggie.}}

_{^{Which is better to look at on the opposite sex....... VOTE NOW}}

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