_{^{B*tch, how you going to believe that the mutha f*cka has changed and is "a new man"?  Not to say that nobody can change, but when a mutha f*cka tells you that he is "a new man."  Ask yourself "why would he be a new man."  Now if the mutha f*cka just went through some serious sh*t, then he might actually be "a new man."  But if he saying that sh*t because he got caught cheating, why the f*ck would you believe that?  That n*gga aint no new man, he just testing his game.  A mutha f*cka love to f*ck up and then try and get the b*tch back, mutha f*ckas love that sh*t and don't even know they love it.  Mutha f*cka love seeing how much game he got.  He thinking to himself "Ok, let me see how I can get this b*tch back."  Thats when the mutha f*cka start sending the flowers and cards and all that bullsh*t he wasn't doing when he had you.  He doing it now because he seeing how much game he got.  If he gets you to take him back, then he feels like a mutha f*ckin pimp and it's back to the bullsh*t he was doing before you left him.}}

_{^{A real laugh can't be stopped.  When somebody is laughing for real, there is no stopping that sh*t even if you tried.  If you see a mutha f*cka laugh and then stop, then that wasn't a real laugh, but when you see that mutha f*cka laugh and when they try to stop, they can't, then they try to stop again, and they can't, then that's is a real laugh.  Aint sh*t phoney about that.  That mutha f*cka is LMAO fa real.  If he laughing at you, then you should definately figure out what EXACTLY is so funny cause that mutha f*cka might be laughing at something different than what you think he laughing at, mutha f*ckas don't laugh that hard for nothing.}}

_{^{A neat person CANT be messy and a messy person CANT be neat.  So when you first start f*ckin with that b*tch and she stunting like she housewife material by cleaning up like crazy and sh*t, that b*tch true colors going to come out sooner or later.  She can stunt for a day or two but soon you going to find out if she a messy azz b*tch or a clean b*tch.  If she is a clean b*tch, then there will be no difference, she will do what she do.  But if she is a messy b*tch, frontin like she a neat b*tch, after a couple days it's going to be bowls laying around with milk and a spoon in them.  Fingernails on the floor.  Bag of chips aint going to be folded up.  Bath towel on the floor.  One sneaker in the bedroom, other sneaker on the stove.  Crumbs in the bed.  Once you start noticing that sh*t, she fooled you.  She had you thinking she was a neat freak but in reality she kinda messy.}}

_{^{If the baby don't look like you, then the sh*t is real simple, that sh*t aint yours you dumb mutha f*cka.  If the baby don't have NOT ONE of your features, that sh*t aint yours doggy.  You don't need to get Maury, you don't need a DNA test.  That sh*t aint yours.  It is damn near impossible for you to have a kid by a b*tch and for that kid to not have ONE of your features.  I aint trying to hear it.  That sh*t aint yours.  It don't even have to be the face either, look at the whole f*cking body of the baby, if you don't see ONE THING that comes from you, that sh*t aint yours, say what you want.  That sh*t aint yours, that b*tch was f*cking.  I don't want to hear no "Well it got my family features though." No mutha f*cka, your family didn't f*ck the b*tch.  You did!!  That means you should be able to find one thing on that baby that resembles you.  All I ask is find ONE THING!!}}

_{^{Which of these statements is most true.......... VOTE NOW}}

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