_{^{Just because a mutha f*cka say "Yo, you can ask Jason!!!" don't mean that they aint lying.  They could just be throwing that sh*t out there because they know you aint going to ask Jason.  Mutha f*ckas do sh*t like that when they are lying.  It's like poker and they want to see if you going to call they bluff.  ANYTIME somebody does some sh*t like that, call they bluff, and I mean EVERY F*CKIN TIME.  Once you do it once or twice they will come with something a little better next time they lie.  And if Jason is the only name they gave, they may have talked things over with Jason ahead of time like "listen, if they ask this, then we was here, and when left at this time, ya dig?"  Thats when you ask who else was there, soon as they say another name, that's who you ask.  Don't ask Jason cause, that make be the "fake out for the break out."  You got to be smarter than the clowns in 2010.}}

_{^{B*tches like to be picked up during sex, that f*cks they head up something serious.  It don't matter if you picking them up and f*cking them, or picking them up and turning them upside down and getting that upright 69 to go hard.  They love it.  Something about being up in the air that these b*tches like.  Once you lift them up, make sure you can hold that position for awhile, you making fun of ya self if you only pick her up for 5 seconds then put her down.  Know what the f*ck you getting ya self into before you take her on the airline mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{Hol up, hol up, who's the king of this blog sh*t?  Oh, ok, just making sure we all on the same page, BACK TO BUSINESS!!!!!!}}

_{^{B*tch if you insecure about a certain part of your body, then that means you know that sh*t aint crazy like that.  So why the f*ck would you ask me what I think about it?  If ya azz is flat, don't get curious and ask me no sh*t like "Do you like my butt?"  Everything is going smooth, we aint argue in about 3 days, I'm loving life with you right now, don't go getting curious on me baby cause the end result is going to be you with your face in the pillow crying.  Why do we have to take it there?  I wouldn't even feel right telling you that ya azz is fat and you and me both know ya sh*t is related to the "laptops."  At least if you had a little lump back there I could sell you a statement like "yea ya sh*t is deadddddddd right mami."  But that's not what we dealing with.  We dealing with the laptop family.  Let's keep it peaceful in this mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{I'm saying though, what part of me not responding to the text don't you understand?  It means exactly what you think it means "you aint important tonight."  Try again tommorow.  I'm saying though, what part of me pushing you to voicemail don't you understand?  You going real hard like you aint got nothing else to do tonight.  Tonight aint ya night, nothing personal, but I'm on some better sh*t tonight.  Please call or text somebody else.  At least pretend like you got a life.  You know you a f*ckin whore, so I don't know why you aint calling none of them "old skool d*cks" you used to f*ck with.  I seen the contacts in ya phone, ya sh*t is poppin, that's why I'm confused.  Do I have to disrespect you for you to stop calling me?  Cause that aint no thingy, I aint got no problem spinning a joke right off ya fang teeth and making it land on your bad knee.  B*tch be walking like she got invisible crutches.}}

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