_{^{Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh mami, you can't be squinching ya face up when I'm bout to bust off in ya face.  That aint sexy sweety.  I need you to show me you got the "sturdy chin" keep ya head up, keep ya eyes open, a little bit of nut in ya eye aint going to kill you, hold that head up strong baby, take it on the face like a champ.  I also need you to show me some teeth.  Matter of fact say "cheese" Yea, just like that, now, rub my balls, not so hard, yea like that, real easy, now take ya left hand and rub ya p*ssy, now start moaning a lil bit, perfect baby, you doing a good job so far, now when the nut hits ya face, I dont want you to stop smiling, I don't want you to stop rubbing ya p*ssy, I dont want you to close ya eyes and I dont want you to stop rubbing my balls.  That's how you treat a b*tch who don't want to swallow.}}

_{^{Nothing makes a mutha f*cka want to f*ck a b*tch more than hearing people talk about how much of a slutt she is.  Especially when that mutha f*cka aint get that p*ssy yet.  It is just something about mutha f*ckas talking about how easy it was to f*ck a b*tch that gets a mutha f*cka horny as a mutha f*cka.  He just gotta give the b*tch a tryout.  So ladies, remember when you talking to ya man about how much of a whore a certain chick is, just remember, that n*gga is listening to you with his d*ck harder than a mutha f*cka and he already thinking of how he gonna get that p*ssy.}} 

_{^{A lot of n*ggas can't make a b*tch cumm with just their d*ck.  That's why a lot of mutha f*ckas eat p*ssy, cause that is the only way than can make their b*tch cumm.  All b*tches like getting their p*ssy eaten but every b*tch would rather cumm by your d*ck than your tounge.  If you only can make her cumm with ya tounge, then you like a lil bald headed lesbian b*tch.  If you spend more time eating the p*ssy than you do f*cking the p*ssy, then you need to go jog in the middle of the highway doggie.  Run away somewhere, ya d*ck game aint nothing she can brag about.}}

_{^{If a b*tch had a dream about you, and you was f*ckin or close to f*ckin in the dream, you can f*ck that b*tch.  If a b*tch ever tell you that she had a dream about you, you ask "what was I doing" if she say you was f*cking her and it was good, you already in that b*tch head, you should put full court pressure on trying to get that p*ssy.  You f*cked her in her dreams so you already know she thinking about f*cking you in real life, get that p*ssy n*gga, now if a ugly azz b*tch tell you she had a dream about you, you gotta change the subject quicker than a mutha f*cka, she be like "I had a dream about you" you should be like "oh fa real, so how much you going to get back on your income tax?"  F*ck that, nobody wanna hear a ugly person's wet dream.  I'm so good on that.}}

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