If you know ya CD is a piece of sh*t don't stick that sh*t in my CD player.  I don't want to hear no skipping on any mutha f*ckin songs.  NO SONGS.  Another thing, I like to be able to hear my sh*t, I like my music in high quality, don't bring that bull sh*t in my car doggie, I'm talking like I mean it.  Nothing piss me off more than a skipping azz CD.  Why when a mutha f*cka CD skipping he always act like that's the first time he ever heard the CD skip?  They be like "what the f*ck?" then they try and turn to the next song, like it's just one song that's f*cked up.  Once I hear one song skipping I don't want to listen anymore, this is the point in the script where I snatch that ebay special out of my CD player and frisbee that sh*t on the highway.  My ears are precious.

A b*tches reaction after she get slapped will tell you a lot about that b*tch.  If she get slapped and then pretend like she going to hit you back, then that b*tch is a bluffin azz b*tch, the type to say she going to do something but don't never make it pop.  If she get slapped and sit down and start crying, then that b*tch is the type to let people walk over her, she's the type that as soon its time to argue with somebody she just quits and lets the other person win the argument.  If she gets slapped and hits you back, then that b*tch got that "I don't give a f*ck in her"  she know she can't beat you but she be damned if she don't get some hits in.  A b*tch that hits a n*gga back is basically telling that n*gga that he hit like a b*tch.  Cause if the b*tch got hit lovely, then she wouldn't be swinging back, if the b*tch swing back at a n*gga, she sayin "oh sh*t, this n*gga hit like a b*tch, I can eat another one of those slaps."

I don't know why drunk mutha f*ckas think they can fight.  If two mutha f*ckas fight in the club, the mutha f*cka who is more drunk is going to lose.  Drunk mutha f*ckas is good for getting knocked the f*ck out to.  If you sober and you let a drunk mutha f*cka beat ya azz, you need to lock ya self in the house and stop trying to go out and party when you know you aint gonna do sh*t but get knocked the f*ck out.  There is no excuse for a drunk mutha f*cka beating a sober mutha f*cka azz, I dont give a f*ck if the mutha f*cka is twice ya size, if he drunk, he not supposed to win, high mutha f*cka aint supposed to win sh*t either,  don't you understand these mutha f*ckas aint even 100%.  Mutha f*ckas be like between 50% and 75% and you at 100%, so how the f*ck can you lose?  Better take some karate classes or just stop going out all together, stay home and watch Snookie and Natalie cause the nightlife aint ya cup of tea.  Letting drunk mutha f*ckas beat ya azz and sh*t. Shame on you.

Some n*ggas make mutha f*ckas do some wild azz sh*t when they robbing them.  If they rob two people, they tell one person to "Tie ya friend shoe in a double knot" with the gun on they azz.  Yo, I seen a dude and a b*tch get robbed and they made the b*tch suck the dude d*ck.  I seen mutha f*ckas make a basehead jump off the top of a roof butt naked into a muddy azz puddle in the rain.  Old azz basehead too, mutha f*cka damn near broke his f*ckin leg jumping off that roof.  Then when he got up they hit that mutha f*cka in the azz with a stick.  Alls fair though, don't be in the hood on the late night, every city got a section for the squares to hang out, take yo azz down there, stay away from the jungle, the wolves is out.  Shout out to that basehead too, I aint seen that n*gga since. 

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