_{^{There is nothing sexy about a b*tch who is TRYING to be sexy.  The sexy sh*t be when they aint trying to be sexy.  You ever see a b*tch try to do some sexy sh*t and she be looking lame as f*ck?  She do some sh*t like stick her tounge out and wiggle it around, b*tch what the f*ck you doing?  What you want, some grape kool aid?  Mutha f*ckas like it hardcore mami, all that soft core sh*t you can save for the mirror.  I wanna see you pull ya pants down, or lift ya skirt up and finger ya self or some sh*t like that, I need that sh*t hardbody hardcore if you trying to turn me on, sticking ya tounge out don't do nothing for me, now if you stuck ya tounge out and I ran off and got you some water, that sh*t would be awkward right?  You trying to be sexy, and I thought you was thirsty, would of f*cked up ya whole flirt game.  Step that flirt game up mami, remember "hardbody hardcore" go hard or dont go.  I like bangbros not playboy.}}

_{^{Some mutha f*ckas don't even know how to be freaks, they don't even know how to slutt a b*tch out.  The b*tch tell you to pull her hair and you grab that sh*t like the little b*tch that you are.  You aint even yank her head back, n*gga where they find you at?  When that b*tch say "pull my hair" you grab her f*ckin hair and yank that sh*t back so the back of her f*ckin head is damn near touching her back.  Two hand that sh*t if she really nasty, if she say "f*ck me harder" that dont me go a little faster, that means black the f*ck out on that p*ssy, get monkeyfied on that sh*t, no holds barred doggie "hardbody hardcore" go hard or don't go, we like bangbros not playbooy.}}

_{^{You don't text somebody early in the morning or late at night with "you up" nah that sh*t don't fly in 2010.  Type in ya message if you get a response, then they up, if you don't get one, then they sleep or dont wanna talk to ya stupid azz.  Its rules to this texting sh*t Click here for the rules.  Just type in ya f*cking message, that way if they are sleep, when they wake u, they can see your message.  If you didn't really want anything, then you need to get a f*ckin life, calling somebody that late or early with nothing to say.  Shouldn't you be f*ckin right now?  You texting while the rest of the world f*cking, change ya style up.}}

_{^{Some mutha f*ckas have only had sex with like 2 people in they whole f*ckin life, now these people are the worse sexually, cause they been f*cking with the same person for so long that they have trouble adjusting to different people's sex swag.  They been dealing with the same sex swag for years, now they got somebody new and they looking like a german shepard in Wal-mart, just don't know what the f*ck to do.  It's not your fault, it's their fault for dealing with the same mutha f*cka for so long.  It wasn't worth it because they aint with them now, so they basically wasted years of their life with this person.  Terrible in the bed.  Obviously this person they was dealing with, wasn't no freaknasty cause they looking at me like I just spoke spanish when I said "I wanna cum with my d*ck all the way down ya throat, when I bust I want my d*ck all the way down ya throat, not just in ya mouth, down ya mutha f*ckin throat" "hardbody hardcore" go hard or don't go, I like bangbros not playbody.}}

_{^{What is worse being ashey or............... VOTE NOW}}

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