_{^{Even the ugliest most gruesome face, cock eyed, parrot nose, crust lipped, peanut ear, dirt necked, power forward shouldered, WWE bicep, compact disc t*tties, penis belly button, fur stomach, raisen hangin out the azz crack, stank p*ssy, kangaroo pouch havin, bad knee cap havin b*tch will think she the sh*t when she just got her hair done.}}

_{^{If you a whore and everybody know you the whore, how can you have the nerve to be smiling so gott damn much?  Every whore I know always got a smile on they face.  What the f*ck is so great about being a whore?  That sh*t is something to think about.  F*cking makes people happy, whores are always happy cause they are always f*cking, not only are they always f*cking but they always f*ckin new d*ck, which makes them even more happy.  Show me a unhappy whore.  Point them out.  Tommorow I want you to find somebody that you know is a whore and pay attention to their attitude, them is some happy mutha f*ckas.  Them mutha f*ckas be "lotto happy" They be " new car happy" They be "I'm drunk as f*ck happy" and don't even be drunk.  But when they are drunk.  That is just a whole other level of happiness, a drunk whore is the happiest person in the world.}} 

_{^{What kind of mutha f*cka uses a dildo on his b*tch.  You have a d*ck mutha f*cka, what the f*ck are you using a dildo on the b*tch for?  And the b*tch be acting like aint nothing strange about that sh*t.  She bent over the chair like "harder harder" and this new type n*gga is thrusting a dildo back in forth in the b*tch p*ssy.  He grunting and moaning beating his d*ck with his other hand, this is some weird sh*t, if somebody walked in on that sh*t they might be f*cked up in the head for life.  That sh*t will traumatize somebody seeing somebody having weird sex like that.}}

_{^{I a b*tch who say "I got a surprise for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu" you can even play it cool, somebody tell you they got a surprise, you get anxious like a mutha f*cka, sh*t everybody like surprises, then when the surprise come you be dissappointed like a mutha f*cka.  I would rather hear somebody say they got "good news"  good news usually be better than a surprise.  She tell you she got a surprise, she give you a f*cking cell phone case, b*tch, I need a cell phone case like I need 2 new boogers and a pimple, get that cheap azz cell phone case outta here.  Cell phone case made out of the bottom of a sandal.}}

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