_{^{Ladies, why in the world, would you think that your ugly azz best friend wouldn't f*ck your man?  Don't you realize that this lonely b*tch is lusting over your man in her head all f*ckin day.  Why do you think she always wants to talk about him?  All day she is thinking, "I wish I had him, I wish I had him, I would treat him like a king."  The only thing that is stopping her from f*cking him is the fact that she is ugly as f*ck and he don't want to f*ck her.  She aint thinking about you or the friendship.  She hears all the stories you have about him, and she can't share her stories because she doesn't have a man.  YOUR man is the closest thing to a man she has in her life because she hears everything about him from you so it's almost like she knows everything about him.  Again, YOUR man is the closest thing to a man your ugly friend has.}}

_{^{Somebody ever bring you something and say they got it for you because they were thinking about you?  Like lets say 3 days ago you and them were talking about blank CD's.  Now today, they come up to you like, "I was in Walmart and I saw these blank CD's and I thought about you and picked them up"  First of all, why the f*ck was you thinking about me while you up in f*ckin Wal-Mart?  Borderline Stalker sh*t, now I gotta watch you.  Second of all, do you want me to pay you for this sh*t?  I hope not, I was just making conversation when I was talking about the CDs.  If I really needed Blank CD's I would get some.  I don't need you in Walmart thinking about me and sh*t.  Don't even know you and I'm popping in ya head while you shopping at Walmart.  You seem like the weird type too, I bet you weren't even shopping for ya self, I bet you went in there specifically to get me those CD's.  Now I gotta watch you cause you bugged da f*ck out, why you had to show me this side of you, you was cool until this moment.}}

_{^{Yo if you been with your man for over a year, he aint thinking about you when he is f*cking you.  He past the "thinking about you" stage 3 months ago, now when he f*cking you, he thinking about some old p*ssy from back in the day.  He thinking about the baddest b*tch he ever f*cked.  N*ggas love thinking about the baddest b*tch they ever f*cked while they f*ckin wifey.  Now, if wifey is the baddest b*tch he ever f*cked, then he thinking about the second baddest b*tch he ever f*cked.  After awhile he aint thinking about you know more during sex.  He puts his mind in a time machine and goes back into time, he may go back one day to the brazillian b*tch on the porno website, he may go back 8 years to the whore who s*cked his d*ck like she was having a seizure.  After one year, he aint thinking about you mami.}}

_{^{When men see a b*tch with a fat azz, the first thing they want to know is if the b*tch holding that perfect azz is a freak or not.  Here's how you find out.  Look directly at her azz do not look east, do not look west, north or south, look directly at her azz until she notices you looking at her azz, when she notices you looking at her azz, do not look east,west,north or south, continue looking at her azz, now you looking at her azz, she looking at you, looking at her azz.  Her next move will determine if she is a freak or not.  If she turns facing so you can't see her azz anymore, she is not a freak.  If she turns so you can get a better view she is a freak.  If after she sees you looking at her azz, she stops whatever she is doing and leaves, she is not a freak (she's scared).  If she begins talking to you about anything, that b*tch is a freak.}}

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