_{^{Broke mutha f*ckas always have an excuse when they have no money.  You ask one of your broke friends, "yo, club supposed to be crazy tonight, let's go" he like "I'm broke" but then he feels the need to justify WHY he's broke, like "I had to pay my cell phone bill"  What the f*ck kinda excuse is that for being broke?  Everybody gotta pay their cell phone bill.  Don't let it be a mutha f*cka with kids that is broke, he quick to say he had to give money to his baby mother, he like "nah, I aint got no money because I had to give my baby mother money for my daughter."  Mutha f*cka you aint seen ya daughter since Christmas.  A mutha f*cka can't just say he broke and leave it at that, he always gotta justify it with some bull sh*t.  The truth is, you broke because you manage your money like a 8 year old.}}

_{^{If you order food from the same place all the time, you should be leaving a tip, not because they did a good job, but because you don't want them doing sh*t to your food.  The first time they come to ya crib and you don't leave a tip, it's f*ck it, UNLESS you plan on calling them another day, them delivery mutha f*ckas remember who leaves them a tip and who doesn't.  You got away with not leaving a tip this time, but when they get back to the job they post your address on a big board and the next time you call, that delivery mutha f*cka is going to long d*ck the sh*t out of ya pizza.  He is going to take a sh*t, wipe his azz, then instead of dropping the toilet paper in the toilet, he is going take that sh*t on a ski trip all over your mutha f*ckin pizza.  He is going to piss in a empty salt shaker, then shake that sh*t all over the top of your pizza.  You think I'm f*ckin playing, them mutha f*ckas take that no tipping sh*t serious, you home so you aint seeing your food being made.  Better leave that n*gga a tip.}}

_{^{If you see a husband killed his wife, it can only be one thing THE B*TCH WAS CHEATING!  Think about it, what else could stir up that kind of anger?  Nothing a woman can do, can stir up enough anger for a mutha f*cka to KILL her except her cheating on him.  These news mutha f*ckas always say "we have no information on why he did this."  She was cheating on the mutha f*cka, damn, common sense tell you that sh*t.  Now some mutha f*ckas make it hurt worse because they set up video cameras or hire investigators and sh*t to get footage of the b*tch sucking the balls off another mutha f*cka d*ck.  Just hearing about it is one thing, but actually SEEING the person cheating on you is just something that sticks with you for a long time,  Somebody can be forgiven if they admitted that they cheated but when you actually see the footage of them GOING IN with somebody else, I don't know if there is any coming back fromt that.}}

_{^{It's important to make mutha f*ckas pay for they mistakes.  It's important to make mutha f*ckas think about "what happened last time" they f*cked with you.  You want your face to pop up in a mutha f*ckas head everytime they think about doing that sh*t again.  For example, let's say you and somebody are in the car, you get out the car, you see 50 cents fall out your pocket into the seat, but you dont get it, you say to yourself "I'll get it when I come back" then when you come back you notice that it's gone.  You know this mutha f*cka took it.  You beat the sh*t out of this mutha f*cka over 50 cent.  From that point on until the rest of their life, whenever they see change in a seat, they will think of you, it is important to leave mutha f*ckas with something to remember you by.  Every mutha f*cka you come in contact with should be left with something to remember you by.}}

_{^{Who's funnier.................... VOTE NOW}} 

 MORE DAILYPIFF!!!! 

Home

Love and Life

Random Quickies

Strictly For The Hood

Put You On Blast

Short Stories

Web Videos

Booty Shaking Contest

Polls

Topic Of The Week