_{^{B*tches fall for that simple sh*t.  You want to f*ck a b*tch in three hours this is what you do:}}

_{^{Hour 1: Use this hour to find something out about the b*tch (does she work, school) something that you can use as a "reason to like her."}}

_{^{Hour 2: Compare her to your past chicks, using what she told you in hour 1, it should be something like "you know what, you not like other chicks I have messed with, you going to school, working, you doing your thing, you are serious about your sh*t, I'm just not used to being around a woman (make sure you say "woman") like that.}}

_{^{Hour 3: Now in hour 3, you must, just come out and say, "I don't know how to say this, but I got so much respect for you." P*ssy is yours after that.  She will believe you because you set her up in the first two hours by focusing on it.  When in all reality, you don't give a f*ck if she got a job, food stamps, wic approved, coupons, section 8, f*ck it, whatever works.}}

_{^{Want another one?  Ok, if a b*tch makes a statement, make sure you co-sign the sh*t out of that statement she made, matter of fact, you have to OVER co-sign that sh*t, everything she say, go in.  If she say "damn, Latanya is black." you say "I was thinking the same thing, every time I see her all I can think of is a black bowling ball going down the gutter, and raisens too, I think of raisens when I see her black azz too."  If she say "damn Randy ashey" You say "I was thinking the same thing, that n*gga elbows look like he just fell off his bike and his knee caps look like a snowman had him in the figure four.}}

_{^{It is a saddddddddd mutha f*ckin site to see, when you see a b*tch with her wig off for the first time.  All you want to do is run over there protect her head like sh*t falling from the sky out that mutha f*cka.  Pubic hair ponytail in the back of her head.  B*tch had that wig on for 9 months, and was feelin herself, now she quiet as a mouse.  B*tch had ALL the confidence taken from her.  Its sad, why take it out?  Leave that sh*t in, because we can't have you coming out looking like Geoffrey from the fresh prince.  Tighten that sh*t up baby.  We disapprove.  Pony tail in the back of ya head looking around.  Ya pony tail looking for some type of liquid cuz he dehydrated.}}

_{^{Anytime you talking to a chick who got a man, and she start talking about her man, always take the man's side, it's just something about a mutha f*cka taking her boyfriend's side that they like.  I think it just opens the door up for them to argue but I don't know.  Once she notices that you keep taking her boyfriends side, then she will, let her guard down because now she sees it like "he is saying my boyfriend is right and taking his side, he must not be trying to f*ck the sh*t outta me."  So she let's her guard down, and once the guard goes down you good money doggie.  Just a matter of time before she is gagging on ya d*ck in the front seat.  Make sure when she talking about her man, that you throw in a "he sounds like a great guy."  that will really throw um off.}}

_{^{Who is prettiest....................... VOTE NOW}}

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