_{^{Your baby mother is a reflection of you.  It's not like just having a girlfriend.  Once she becomes your baby mother, the b*tch has a responsibility to NOT conduct herself like the town whore.  There is nothing that will make a n*gga mad, quicker than people saying his baby mother is jumping off with mutha f*ckas.  That is your baby mother, even though the two of you are not together, people still connect the two of you together.  On top of that, you have a child with her, so things start popping into your head.  Is she in the bedroom sucking d*ck, while the baby is laying there sleep?  Is she sucking d*ck while the baby is awake (go watch cartoons, mommy and Jamal are going to stay in the bedroom and talk.)  Are these mutha f*ckas yelling at your kid?  It makes ya brain go crazy.  Ladies, sh*t can get out of hand REAL FAST, if you conducting yourself like a whore, keep ya sh*t on the low if you are.}}

_{^{I hate somebody who tries to give advice to every mutha f*ckin body.  Who the f*ck do you think you are?  First of all, you should NEVER take advice from somebody who is younger than you.  You are supposed to know more than people who are younger than you.  If you don't, then you should turn on the oven and jump ya stupid azz inside.  Second, some people just try to give too much advice, they trying to solve everybody f*cking problems, just cause somebody tell you they problems, don't mean they want you to solve the sh*t.  They just telling you.  Did you hear the words "what do you think I should do?"  If you didn't hear those words, then they don't give a f*ck what you think they should do.  This b*tch 21 and you 28 and she giving YOU advice?  Before you jump in that oven, take these two TV dinners with you in there, I'm hungry.}}

_{^{Some people have friends that just continuously pull bull sh*t on them and they still f*ck with these mutha f*ckas.  For example, let's say you have a good friend, it's friday night, you call them and ask them "where you at?"  They say "I'm at the club, sh*t is crazy!! Diddy and Dirty Money up in here."  That right there should tell you that this person does not give a f*ck about you.  They went to see Diddy and didn't even tell you they were going.  You don't even want to ask why they aint tell you they were going, cause that might break ya little stupid azz heart.  So you just hang up like "Ohh, ok, wellll hit me when you get out."  Then when they get out, they don't hit you, but you hit them like "how was it."  What the f*ck is wrong with you?  This is somebody who you need to cut off.  It's right in front of your face, that they don't give a f*ck about you.  You playin ya self.}}

_{^{I hate a person who just be late as f*ck with sh*t.  If it is 12pm and you say to somebody "Where you going after work?"  and they say "I dont know."  Then at 8pm that day they say "why did you ask me where I'm going after work?"  You stupid late mutha f*cka, why you aint ask that sh*t at 12pm?  What the f*ck you been thinking about for the past 8 hours that is making you just ask me NOW?  Ya see the thing about that is, they have been thinking all day about that sh*t.  They have been busting their brains for the past 8 hours, trying to figure out why you asked them that and they just couldn't take the sh*t anymore, they was going crazy trying to figure it out, they was about to sh*t on they self, trying to think about why you asked them that sh*t, keep the timeline intact when you holding a conversation with somebody, don't ask a question hours later that should of been asked hours before, if you find yourself about to do that, just take that question and eat that sh*t.  Keep the timeline intact.}}

_{^{Would you rather have sex............ VOTE NOW}}

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