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Love and Life #69

publication date: Jan 26, 2010
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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I hate when somebody say they hungry and then when you offer them somthing to eat, they say "nah, I don't want that."  Well then ya azz aint hungry then.  A hungry mutha f*cka is going to eat whatever you offer they azz.  You aint really hungry, you just felt like talking huh?  People do that sh*t when they are bored.  When somebody bored, they just say anything out they f*ckin mouth for no f*ckin reason.  They might say "I'm hungry than a mutha f*cka" they might say "I'm tired as f*ck" or "it's cold in here" they just say anything out they f*ckin mouth cause they aint got nothing else to talk about.  None of the sh*t be true.  They saying they hungry but they don't want what you offering, they say they tired, knowing damn well they got a good night sleep.  Stop saying anything out ya f*ckin mouth.

 

These b*tches kill me, you ever tell a b*tch you going to do something and she say "you promise."  Do you really think a mutha f*cka saying he promise is some type of mutha f*ckin contract or some sh*t?  A mutha f*cka will say "I promise" all day if it's going to make ya azz leave him alone about the sh*t.  Mutha f*cka break promises everyday.  Or how about "say you swear to god" mutha f*ckas don't care, a mutha f*cka will sweart to god, swear on they kids, swear on they mother and be straight up mutha f*ckin lying.  Mutha f*ckas don't care.  They don't think sh*t gonna happen and if saying "I swear to god on my son/mother/daughter is going to make you believe he aint f*ck the bubble gum out a b*tch, a mutha f*cka is going to look you dead in ya mutha f*ckin eyes and say that sh*t.  You need evidence.  That way he can't deny having sexual relations.

 

What the f*ck kind of b*tch keeps track of every n*gga they f*ck?  I f*cked a b*tch, as soon as we got done f*cking, this b*tch ran to the calendar and wrote my intials on the date.  I tell you no lie.  I looked at the calendar and I seen other intials on the sh*t.  I was like "this is a bold b*tch"  the b*tch has no shame whatsoever.  IN FRONT OF ME this b*tch went and wrote my initials on this calendar.  She might as well of just told me "you know you just f*cked a whore right?"  She could of waited for me to leave before she did that sh*t.  She wanted to let me know that my name was going on the bulletin board.  Shout out to T.R. and W.K., I seen ya names on the calendar to, her head game is crazy right?

 

A mutha f*cka will tell a b*tch quick "I wish you were here" they say that ONLY when they know that there is no possible way that you can get there.  "let me tell this b*tch, I wish she was here"  Mutha f*cka don't wish you was there.  If you was right around the corner that n*gga wouldn't say "I wish you was here" because you can actually get ya azz there.  Only time a mutha f*cka going to tell a b*tch "I wish you were here" is if he know 100% that the b*tch can't get there.  It makes the b*tch feel like he misses her and that he is not having fun without her.  Dumb azz b*tches, don't even use common sense when they listening to n*ggas.

 

Who is the first person you tell............... VOTE NOW



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