_{^{Every n*gga loves a b*tch who never asks questions when he says he wants to f*ck.  No matter where the f*ck you at, she's wit it.  Corner of the grocery store, you say "baby let's do it right here" she like "ok."  No mutha f*ckin questions asked!  She don't say "you crazy, we in a grocery store" she don't say "I am not f*ckin in no grocery store" she don't say "I aint trying to go to jail."  She says "OK!"  I call her a referee cause she be so official. (Lil Weezy).  Now, a n*gga should never be scared either.  If she says she wants to f*ck, there shouldn't be no funny azz gay sh*t coming out your mouth either, if she want you to f*ck her in a grocery carriage, you shouldn't be asking NO QUESTIONS, nobody likes a mutha f*cka with a bunch of mutha f*ckin questions and sh*t, yes or no mutha f*cka hold all those excuses in.}}

_{^{People like songs they can relate to.  If a b*tch likes the "fakin it" song.  Then that b*tch be fakin it with you.  If that b*tch like a song that has to do with a woman cheating on her man, then she cheated on you.  People like songs they can relate to.  If she like a song that talks about a man not f*cking her right, then you aint f*ckin her right.  Why else would she like the mutha f*ckin song?  People don't like songs that they can't relate to.  Next time you see ya b*tch about to download a song, and the song got to do with cheating or sucking the n*gga next door d*ck, ask that b*tch...............................why you like that song baby?}}

_{^{The relationship is over if you putting little booby traps around the mutha f*ckin house and in the car.  B*tch drop you off and you plant a mutha f*ckin little azz recorder under the seat and push "record" then say "bye baby, have a nice day"  the relationship is over mutha f*cka.  If you got hidden cameras and sh*t thoughout the house and sh*t, the relationship is over mutha f*cka.  If you paying the little dirty azz kid next door two dollars every day to tell you if anybody was in the house, the relationship is over mutha f*cka.  If you taking uneccessary breaks from work just to go home and "check on the house" the relationship is over mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{Mutha f*ckas loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee when they phone blowing up, especially when they sh*t blowing up with somebody there to see that sh*t, gott dayummmmmm!!  Everybody had that moment before when mad people was texting and calling at the same time.  You be on the phone getting texts, you texting and the phone is ringing and the whole time you got somebody right next to you, looking at you like you a mutha f*ckin celebrity.  That sh*t put you in a good mood don't it?  You feel like you the sh*t dont you?  If somebody was to tell you "Ya sh*t blowing up like crazy, you must be an important person" you would be like "pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, tell me something that I DONT know."  You aint no mutha f*ckin celebrity, tell ya family that you busy mutha f*cka.  I seen the caller ID, that sh*t said "Mom" "Cousin" "Job" "Doctor Office."  Who da f*ck you trying to fool.}}

_{^{The last time you had sex................ VOTE NOW}}