_{^{Aint nothing gangsta about cockblocking a n*gga.  I swear these thirsty azz n*ggas will do anything to get the attention of a skeezer.  N*gga see you trying to holla at the b*tch and here he come "what upppp n*gga" (they always play it off like they coming to talk to you), they will talk to you for a minute but the whole time he talking to you he keep looking at her.  You looking at him the whole time, after every sentence he looking over at her, right then and there you already know what he came over there for.  That n*gga said to himself "Oh nooooooo, this n*gga trying to holla at b*tches with me in the room?"  Real n*ggas let that n*gga have the b*tch, fake n*ggas sit there and battle the n*gga for the attention of the skeezer, which one are you?}}

_{^{If you ashey and you spit on your hand and rub that sh*t on the ashey spot, you are f*cking disgusting.  That sh*t aint lotion n*gga.  I don't want to hear that "I'm from da hood, that's how we do"  No n*gga, mutha f*ckas from the hood got lotion.  If a n*gga from the hood aint got nothing else in his house, he got some lotion.  Mutha f*cka will have two bottles of lotion and only one tube of toothpaste.  So don't sit here and try to sell me on rubbing spit all over ya body.  Sh*t is nasty.  It's only temporary.  You rub that spit on ya kneecaps and 20 minutes later, ya knees be peeling like a mutha f*cka, keep putting that spit on ya kneecaps they going to have to cut ya leg off.}}

_{^{Before you and your crew get in the car to go to club, just stop for a second.  Look at everybody.  One by one.  Ask the same question for each person.  That question is "If some beef pop off in this club, will this mutha f*cka help me?"  If the answer is "yes" to a person, then they can get in the car.  If the answer is "no" to a person, they can not go, and if they insist on going, then you don't go.  Aint nothing worse than getting into some crazy sh*t with a bunch of p*ssy's on your side.  They be trying to drift off and sh*t.  They turn their head when mutha f*ckas is jumping you, then be like "I aint even know that was you fighting."  No, leave these mutha f*ckas alone.  If you going to go out, make sure you got the "rydas" with you.  Better safe than sorry.}}

_{^{THENNNNNNNNNNNNN (I aint done wit yall yet) the next day they be acting like they was in the middle of everything!!!!!!  They be like, "yea, I aint know it was dailypiff fighting, but once I found out it was him, it was on, I was in there.  I would of did more work, but they was breaking it up by the time I got there."  Mutha f*cka, you waited until they was breaking it up to start running over there.  C'mon son.  A p*ssy always think that just because you in there banging out with mutha f*ckas, that you don't know who helping and who watching and who running.  N*gga that's banging out be fighting and see all that sh*t at the same time.}}

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