_{^{Sh*t, mutha f*cka before you ask somebody for a "hook up" you better ask yourself, "do I deserve a hook up?" Then ask "have I ever hooked this person up, that I am asking for a hook up from?"  How you going to ask somebody for a hook up and you aint never hooked them up with sh*t in ya life?  85% of the time, the mutha f*cka asking for a hook up is somebody who aint never did sh*t for you.  People who have helped you, don't really ask for sh*t.  It's always a mutha f*cka who has never done sh*t for you, that wants you to hook them up with some sh*t.  Then they get mad when you don't do it.  They get mad knowing damn well if you asked them for something, they would pretend they didn't even hear you and slide the f*ck off.  Bottom line is, what the f*ck do I get out of hooking you up? Nothing.  Sh*t don't benefit me in no way whatsoever.  So what's the logic in doing it?  You aint family.}}

_{^{You ever see somebody on the phone with somebody and then as soon as they hang up the phone, they start talking mega-sh*t?  Why wasn't you talking that sh*t while you was on the phone with the mutha f*cka?  As soon as that phone hang up a mutha f*cka is good for letting out a "b*tch azz n*gga" or "punk azz mutha f*cka."  They aint say that sh*t when they was on the phone with the mutha f*cka though.  Mutha f*ckas be scared of confrontations.  They would rather keep their mouth shut than to confront the issue head on.  You look straight p*ssy talking sh*t about the person you just hung up with AFTER you hung up with him.  P.S.M.  (Pure Sucka Move).}}

_{^{If you let mutha f*ckas tell you "I will be there in 15 minutes" for an hour straight.  You are being treated like  a basehead.  That's sh*t mutha f*ckas do to basehead and now you have become a victim.  You are being disrespected and don't even know it.  It go like this:}}

_{^{12:00pm: Mutha f*cka tells you he will be there in 15 minutes, he's leaving now.}}

_{^{What he's really doing:  Hasn't even washed his azz yet, still under the covers sleep}}

_{^{12:15pm: Mutha f*cka tells you he couldn't find his keys, he's leaving now.}}

_{^{What he's really doing:  Just getting into the shower}}

_{^{12:30pm: Mutha f*cka tells you his girl told him to stop at the store before he go, he's leaving now.}}

_{^{What he's really doing: F*cking}}

_{^{12:45pm Mutha f*cka knows you getting mad so he really tries to sell this one to you, he like "I HATE this f*ckin car, I swear to god I hate this car, I'm gonna get a new car soon, this sh*t was acting like it don't want to start, it's good now, I'm coming.}}

_{^{What he's really doing: Side b*tch crib gettin some head.}}

_{^{1:15pm That n*gga finally shows up, you WAS mad but now you happy, just like a f*ckin basehead, mad as a mutha f*cka you kept them waiting, then you give um what they want, and they happy again.  You just a simple mutha f*cka who hates being stepped on but is wayyy too soft to do something about it.}} 

_{^{I hate a mutha f*cka who don't laugh until they hear somebody else laugh.  Oh the sh*t aint funny unless somebody else laugh?  What we playing, "follow the leader" again?  Something funny happen, and you wait until this person start laughing before you start laughing?  And ya laugh was faker than a mutha f*cka.  That sh*t was artificially flavored like a mutha f*cka.  You f*cked up twice doggie, first, you wasn't the first one to laugh, second, you let out a fake one.  P.S.M. (Pure Sucka Move)}}

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