_{^{Ladies, if you want to find out if your man will cheat on you, tell one of your friends to throw him some p*ssy.  Now it can't be a good friend that he knows.  It has to be somebody that your cool with but not too tight with.  Another thing is it can't be a ugly b*tch.  A mutha f*cka WILL turn down some ugly p*ssy.  The b*tch gotta be somewhat attractive.  Tell her to flirt with him a little bit, see how far he will take it, and tell her to come back and tell you everything.  Remember, it has to be somebody that he doesn't know you know.  It is a complete stranger to him.  Fellas, do the same with your b*tch, see what you find.  The reason this is important is because we only know how our girlfriends/boyfriends are when we are there, we don't know how they act when we aren't around, perfect way to find out.}}

_{^{If you forget to do something, then that sh*t wasn't important in the first place.  If you are getting ready to go to work in the morning and when you are driving to work you realize that you didn't put any deodorant on, then that sh*t wasn't important, and you don't do it everyday dirtbomb.  You don't forget to do things you have been doing every day since you were young.  If you walk out the house and forget to clean your ears, then that sh*t is not something that is important to you.  Do you get off the toilet and forget to wipe ya azz?  No you don't.  So how could you leave the house without cleaning your ears and putting deodorant on?  You forgot because it is not something that is important in your eyes.  You only do it if you have time you nasty mutha f*cka.  I want to see the b*tch who is f*ckin ya nasty azz, cause she just as mutha f*ckin nasty.}}

_{^{Ladies don't be understanding, if you cheat on your man and get caught, ya man want's to hear every mutha f*ckin detail from the very beginning to the very end.  He want's to hear if the mutha f*cka ate ya p*ssy, what positions you was f*ckin in, did you suck his d*ck, did you swallow his cumm, how many times did you f*ck that night, etc....  Mutha f*ckas want to hear all that sh*t.  But see, mutha f*ckas go about that sh*t the wrong way, they SPAZZ DA F*CK OUT first, then they want to hear all that sh*t, you hustling backwards doggie, you keep your cool and let her know that "the only way we can move forward is if the truth comes out, baby, just tell me the truth so we can put this mistake you made, behind us and move forward.  I aint going nowhere, but I do need the truth."  That b*tch might give you a few details, a real dumb b*tch will tell every mutha f*ckin thing like "He had a big azz d*ck, he f*cked me under the bed and after that he made me stick my head out the window, while he f*cked me from the back, I'm sorry baby the sh*t will never happen again."}}

_{^{Mutha f*cka is working 9 to 5 and then goes to the club on Friday and Saturday and spend the whole paycheck on drinks, weed, food and clothes.  You living paycheck to paycheck and you repeat this cycle every mutha f*ckin week.  When will you realize that you aint ballin like that.  By the time Sunday come around, you aint got a mutha f*ckin dime in ya pocket.  The drinks? You pissed that out.  The weed? You slept that out.  The food? You sh*tted that out.  The clothes? You got that but you can't wear it to the club again.  You don't want to be the person who wears the same outfit to the club.  You did all that partying and you aint got sh*t to show for it.  If you can afford to party, then party ya mutha f*ckin azz off but everybody can't afford it, and you got to know ya limits, if you got a "one club night a month" budget, stick within ya budget.  Know what ya budget is and stick to it.  You working 40 hours at a minimum wage job, just to blow that sh*t in one night.  Then go back to that piece of sh*t job on Monday?  Grow da f*ck up. lol}}

_{^{Have you ever had sex................. VOTE NOW}}

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