_{^{Some mutha f*ckas determine if they should holla at a b*tch with a man by how big the chick man is, or how gangsta her man is.  That sh*t is crazy.  If you want to holla at the b*tch, holla n*gga.  F*ck her man.  If her man was p*ssy, you would holla but since her man is gangsta, you not gonna holla?  It don't get more b*tchazz than that.  The gangsta n*gga already think aint nobody gonna f*ck with his b*tch because of who he is.  The b*tch know it too.  She mad cause she don't get the attention she should be getting because everybody scared of her man, she waiting for a mutha f*cka with some ballz to come holla at her and be down for whateva her man want to do about it.}} 

_{^{If you going around robbing mutha f*ckas, your luck is going to run the f*ck out sooner or later, you either gonna get clapped up or you going to jail.  So why waste robberies on broke mutha f*ckas?  Let's say a mutha f*cka got 3 stick ups in him.  Why waste those 3 stick ups on sh*t that don't pay?  You want to die over chump change?  You want to do 5 years in jail over chump change?  You done robbed 4 mutha f*ckas this month for a total of $500.  You can't even pay your f*ckin rent with that sh*t.  Then when you try to rob the 5th mutha f*cka, you get caught and do 5 years.  The reason you only got 500 dollars is because you robbing in quantity instead of quality.}}

_{^{You should never sleep on nobody.  If you even had the smallest altercation with somebody, you should assume that person is coming for you.  Look at every car that passes and just be aware of what's going on around you, it's easy to get caught slipping but if you on point you should be able to see some sh*t before it even comes.  Don't worry about mutha f*ckas calling you "paranoid" it's 2010 and when you have beef, ya life's on the line after that.}}

_{^{It sounds crazy but people REALLY DO get tired of seeing somebody wear the same sh*t over and over.  I mean gott damnnnn.  You aint got to be the flyest n*gga or b*tch but you been wearing the same sh*t for two years straight.  That sh*t is borderline disgusting.  The funny thing is that there is no excuse for that sh*t EXCEPT that you was in jail for the last two years.  Anything other than that is unacceptable.  Two Christmas's went by, Two birthdays, Two tax refunds and you still aint got not one new outfit?  That's some basehead sh*t.  You wearing sh*t inside out cause the other side got a ketchup stain.  You can't put sh*t in ya pockets cause they got holes in them.  You can stick ya hand in ya pocket and touch your thigh.  You doing bad doggie,  that lazyness in you is going to bury you.}}

_{^{What is more annoying.......... VOTE NOW}}

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