_{^{These big butt b*tches with ugly faces, really be thinking they the sh*t cause they get a lot of attention.  They are getting attention because of their azz.  I keep telling you mutha f*ckas, big butt b*tches got a story to tell.  A ugly big butt b*tch has been f*cked and "never called again" sooooooo many times that the b*tch taking medication cause she done lost her mutha f*ckin mind.  That b*tch done cried herself crazy.  But when n*ggas is trying to holla, they think they cute.  They think they cute all the way up to the point that n*gga busts a nut, then reality sets in and they realize that they only get attention because of they azz.  Like I said in a previous article, if you want to f*ck a big butt b*tch, compliment her on everything, EXCEPT her butt and that p*ssy is yours.  They be so surprised that you aint say nothing about they azz, that they think you "different" than the other guys.}}

_{^{If you work third shift and you in a relationship, ya girl/man may be f*cking while you at work.  That's the best situation to be in if you cheating on somebody.  They at work during the booty hours, during the horny hours.  I recommend that you never take a third shift job, because somebody is definately f*cking your girl/man while you at work.  It's easy to cheat on these people because it's late at night, so nobody can see the creep come in, you know what time your girl/man is coming home.  It happens because nobody wants to be alone late at night.  NOBODY.  Just think about being alone 5 nights out of the week.  Sleeping alone 5 nights out the week.  It will wreck a relationship.  Don't do it.  Why you think they pay third shift people more?  It's because they know they about to lose they f*ckin family. lol.}}

_{^{I hate a mutha f*cka who think asking a b*tch a bunch of mutha f*ckin questions is game.  "You got a man?"  "Where you from?"  "Who you live with?"  Mutha f*cka, ask the questions that you want to know, stop asking questions that get you nowhere,  Ask sh*t like "Do you suck d*ck?" "Wanna come for a ride?"  Ask questions that can go somewhere instead of questions that stay in one spot.  You asking questions like you about to approve the b*tch for food stamps.  You asking questions like you filing the b*tch income tax return.  You asking questions like you about to give the b*tch some car insurance.  F*ck outta here wit that sh*t.}}

_{^{Some people think it's cool to say "who this" after you call them and say something.  First of all, you have caller ID, second of all you talk to me all the time so I know you recoginize my f*ckin voice.  Why the f*ck are you saying "who this"?  People think it's cool to say that sh*t.  They think it makes them seem like they got so many people calling them that they don't remember numbers or recognize voices.  Mutha f*ckas love to stunt like they larger than they are.  Some mutha f*ckas live they whole life pretending.  They think having people think they are the sh*t is just as good as actually being the sh*t.}}

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