_{^{Some of these dumb azz b*tches feel like they owe you p*ssy when you do the littlest thing for them.  For example, if a b*tch aint got no gas in her car to get home, and you give her 10 dollars to put gas in her car, the b*tch feels like she owes you something.  A real pimp turns that into p*ssy.  A needy b*tch is the easiest b*tch to f*ck.  The b*tch is always needing, needing, needing.  N*ggas love a needy b*tch because you can always turn that into some p*ssy.  That's why all you n*ggas out there reading this need to make sure wifey got what she need, cause if she bump across the right mutha f*cka, he gonna have ya b*tch in the "seatbelt."  What type of sex act is that dailypiff?  The seatbelt is when she's giving you head with your d*ck over her shoulder.}}

_{^{Wifey don't neccessarily have to be the baddest b*tch you f*ck.  That's not the definition of wifey.  Wifey has to be able to cook, wifey has to be able to clean, wifey basically has to be somebody that you can live with.  Somebody who you don't mind living with.  Wifey don't have to be the best looking b*tch you f*ck but wifey does have to have the nicest personality of all the b*tches you f*ck.  Wifey has to be somebody who can take care of a house.  A lot of these sexy azz b*tches don't know how to do none of that sh*t.  Them b*tches don't even cook.  How the f*ck can you wife a b*tch who can't cook?  You eating potato chips and jail soups for dinner.  She look good, her body is stacked but can you really live with this b*tch?  A n*gga gotta eat.  Tell that b*tch you hungry, she say "ok baby, I will make you something." that pretty b*tch come back with 4 slices of toast with cinnamon sprinkled on it.}}

_{^{B*tches are supposed to have a code where if one b*tch is feelin a n*gga, her girl aint supposed to try and f*ck with them.  B*tches don't understand that once you tell ya girl that "I'm feelin doggy" ya girl is automatically going to start flirting with the n*gga.  If you don't want the b*tch to f*ck with the n*gga, then you shouldn't even mention the n*gga name.  Men like to compete in sports, women like to compete for men.  It's a sport to these b*tches.  It's a serious azz sport to these b*tches.  B*tches get sliced da f*ck up, b*tches get they azz whooped, some b*tches even get killed competing for d*ck.  The sh*t is a hardbody azz sport where feelings get crushed, life long friendships get broken, families get seperated, these b*tches compete HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD for d*ck.  Don't mention that n*gga name to ya girl mami.}}

_{^{Dont you hate when somebody tell you not to do something, then when you say something they say "I don't care, I'm just telling you."  If you don't care mutha f*cka, why the f*ck is you even opening your f*cking mouth?  For example, let's say you about to park somewhere and somebody come out the blue and say "you can't park there, that's private property" You say "who the f*ck is you?"  They say "listen bro, I'm just telling you, I don't care where you park."  Why the F*CK are you opening your mouth?}} 

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