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publication date: Feb 8, 2010
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1) Thou shall not pay for a hotel room to f*ck a jumpoff.  (That's tricking)

 

2) Thou shall not stick thy tounge in the jumpoff's p*ssy.  (ewwwwww)

 

3) Thou shall not kiss the jumpoff.  (What you getting out of that?)

 

4) Thou shall not lay and cuddle with the jumpoff after.  (put ya sh*t on and leave)

 

5) Thou shall not "sweet talk" the jumpoff.  (C'mon son)

 

6) Thou shall not introduce jumpoff to family. (they don't need to see that)

 

7) Thou shall not deny the homey a chance to smash. (Have fun doggie)

 

8) Thou shall not argue about anything with the jumpoff. (nothing to talk or argue about)

 

9) Thou shall not let the jumpoff leave without giving you head. (she better swallow)

 

10) Thou shall make the jumpoff feel like the biggest slutt in the U.S. after it's over (disrespect her whole body)


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