_{^{If you about to spazz on a mutha f*cka and somebody tells you to "chill" and is stopping you from doing what you got to do, then that mutha f*cka is basically saying that the way you are acting is not neccessary, which means he also is saying that it is ok for the other mutha f*cka to do what he did but it's not ok for you to do what you got to do.  Why do you even have this n*gga around you?  Who is he to judge how you should react and how you shouldn't react?  Why is he saying "chill" instead of "get um"?  F*ck that "chill" sh*t if a n*gga wanna handle some sh*t a certain way, let um, you aint his daddy, he know what the consequences are, he a grown azz man, let that n*gga do what he got to do.}}

_{^{Lil Weezy going to jail today huh?  Straight to P.C. (Protective Custody).  They aint letting that n*gga in their with population, I dont give a f*ck what he rep, you can bet ya azz that n*gga aint gonna be in population.  That's Lil Wayne!  Them n*ggas will be waiting for that n*gga to come in.  Some n*ggas is gonna be waiting so they can spit they bullsh*t azz music to him, the other n*ggas is gonna be waiting to score some points by disrespecting the sh*t out that n*gga, the rest is just gonna be staring at the n*gga and d*ckriding the n*gga all day.  They can't have him around those three things, that n*gga will lose his mutha f*ckin mind.  He will be in P.C.}}

_{^{The news be wanting mutha f*ckas DEAD!  When some crazy sh*t go down and a lot of people are dead, they be wanting the highest number of mutha f*ckas dead as possible.  The more mutha f*ckas dead, the bigger the story.  They be like "Yes this is Michelle Gomez reporting live with Channel 3 news, authorities are saying that there are 40 people dead, BUT THAT NUMBER IS NOT OFFICIAL, THERE MAY BE MORE, them mutha f*ckas be thirsty for bodies.  The more bodies, the bigger the story, the bigger the story, the more viewers that tune in, the more viewers that tune in, the higher the ratings, the higher the ratings, the more money.  Don't let them fool you with that sad talk, like "This is just a terrible tradgedy, keep the families in your prayers."  Soon as the camera go off, them mutha f*ckas is like "How many mutha f*ckas are dead now?  What! 38????  They just told us 40!!! What the f*ck!! Believe only half of what you see.}}

_{^{N*ggas in jail don't shake hands, they touch fists.  That hand shaking sh*t is out of the question.  Mutha f*ckas be jerkin off, scratching they ballz, picking they azz then right after picking they azz, they stick the same f*ngers in their nose, then scratch they beard.  N*ggas is not shaking ya hand in jail.  But the funny thing is, when n*ggas leave jail and get back on the street, they go right back to shaking mutha f*ckas hands again.  Do you think that mutha f*ckas in jail, are the only ones who jerk off, scratch they ballz and sh*t like that?  Mutha f*ckas on the street do that sh*t too.  All jokes aside, you really shouldn't be shaking n*ggas hands, if you do, throw the sanitizer on immediately.  Mutha f*ckas is nasty.  If a mutha f*cka just jerked off, and shook ya hand, then he just had sex with you.}}

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