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Love and Life Advice #77
Mutha f*ckas who try and lock they b*tch down, don't really understand that they can't keep an eye on the b*tch 24/7. They can try but it wont work, sooner or later you going to have to take your eyes off the b*tch. Once you do that, the b*tch is going to go on a d*ck sucking tour. It's like a young teenage girl who parents don't let her go anywhere, the minute her parents leave town or something, the b*tch goes crazy. She knows that this opportunity is not going to come around again anytime soon, so the b*tch is going buckwild. When you n*ggas is handcuffing ya b*tch, it's the same f*cking thing. You leave town and come back and you look in the laundry basket and you see nothing but clothes with cumm on them. And you kissed her.
B*tches get cheated on, then all of a sudden they be talking about the n*gga can't f*ck, his d*ck aint sh*t, nobody trying to hear that sh*t. You should of said that sh*t while you was f*cking with the n*gga, then it would have some credibility to it. You can't wait until the n*gga done f*cked another b*tch or he left ya azz to start talking greasy. While you was f*cking the n*gga, you was telling people it was the best d*ck in the world, now it aint sh*t. If you going to make a statement about some sh*t, don't ever make the statement after you just got hurt, make the statement when everything is going good. More people will believe it when you do it like that.
In the Kia and Quan Story Quan was looking at Kia while she was texting and Kia was tilting the phone so Quan couldn't see. I hate a b*tch that tries to look at ya phone while you texting. You be texting the other chick and you can't text and look to see if she looking at the same time. Some b*tches got some good azz eyes too. They can see every mutha f*ckin word on that lil azz screen. They be playing it off too, like they looking straight ahead but they eyes be tilted a lil bit towards ya phone, and you can't tell because you texting. You can try and play it off, just so you can have an excuse to look up and see if she looking, if you texting and you think she looking, pick ya head up and say "damn baby, I might need glasses, I can't even see this screen, I'll text this n*gga later, my eyes hurting."
How the F*CK can you be DEAD AZZ SERIOUS talking about you got a man/girl that live way across the mutha f*ckin country? "you got a man mami?" she like "yea, he lives in Vegas." Are you mutha f*ckin serious? You don't really think that relationship has any potential do you? Mutha f*ckas is cyber-f*cking thinking they in a mutha f*ckin relationship. You don't know sh*t about this mutha f*cka. How much syrup that n*gga like on his pancakes? You don't know. You b*tches need to be ashamed of ya self claiming a n*gga across the country, that sh*t makes you look soooo desperate. You went out to see him once and you think you in a relationship. You just don't want to say you aint got nobody. That's what it be. These b*tches do not want to say they are single. They would rather claim a mutha f*cka in a whole other time zone than to say they single. You single in my eyes. Know what you do next time a b*tch claim a n*gga in another state? Grab that b*tch azz and say "now tell that mutha f*cka, I did it."
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