_{^{B*tch, you taking a sh*t with the door open?..........(DailyPiff Slams door).....................I'm on duty tonight b*tch. (Where da f*ck you think you at?)}}

_{^{"N*ggas usually eat my p*ssy after they cumm in it.".......................Not tonight............... I'm on duty tonight b*tch.}}

_{^{"N*ggas always cuddle with me after sex".....................Not tonight................I'm on duty tonight b*tch.}}

_{^{"N*ggas don't normally care if I let my mustache grow a little muscles"..................Not tonight............ I'm on duty tonight b*tch.  (You got 5 seconds to shave that sh*t CLEANNNNNNNNNNNNN or we fighting.)}}

_{^{5 seconds later..... You know what, I'm good, I done seen it, so now, no matter what you do, I'm gonna always see it.  I'm goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee}}

_{^{"N*ggas usually stay the night after they blow my back out.".............Not tonight................I'm on duty tonight b*tch. (I don't live here, ya baby daddy won't come in here and have DAILYPIFF face down on the ground.)}}

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