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Dame Dash ON BLAST!!!!
publication date: Feb 23, 2010
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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Damn son, it seem like yesterday when you was popping bottles on the boat with Jay-Z. Now look at cha. Looking like you 59 years old.
If you don't take that mutha f*ckin gott damn baby monkey off the top of ya mutha f*ckin head
That sh*t look like you ran it over, picked it up off the street, put it on ya head, looked in your rear view mirror too see how it looked and said "If I wipe the blood of this mutha f*cka it would look straight."
N*gga how the f*ck you got a grey goatee? Hold on, lemme do a google search for your age. BRB.......................... Ohh sh*t, you only 38 years old??????? Ya goatee look like you was sweeping the street with ya chin.
They really caught you on a bad day huh? I'm sayin son, common sense tells me you still got money but I don't know. You got a "what the f*ck happened to me" look on ya face n*gga.
You got a "I feel like stealing something" look on ya face n*gga
You got a "damn, can't nobody even give me a cup of water?" look on ya face n*gga
You got a "when I get home, I'm gonna wreck the f*ckin house looking for change" look on ya face n*gga
You got a "I'm scared to scratch my chin cause I might get wood chips on my shirt" look on ya face n*gga
You got a "look what the f*ck you did to me Jay-z!" look on ya face n*gga
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