_{^{Unless the b*tch is a virgin, you are getting somebody's "sloppy seconds."  You are eating a p*ssy that another mutha f*cka has nutted in.  Now of course the b*tch has cleaned her p*ssy since then but when you are eating that p*ssy, do you think about that?  Do you think about how many times another mutha f*cka has nutted all up in that p*ssy?  If you do think about that and you eat the p*ssy anyway, then you are basically saying "f*ck it. I'm diving in."  The excuse for eating it anyway is that she has cleaned her p*ssy since then.  But what about a b*tch you just met?  If you eat the p*ssy of the b*tch you just met, then the chances of getting cumm on ya tounge when you go in increase.  Can you tell the difference between ovulation and another n*ggas cumm?  All looks the same up in that p*ssy.  Be careful, don't want no kids in ya mouth do you?  Don't eat a b*tch you just met p*ssy.  Wait and give the p*ssy sometime to clear out.  Actually watch that b*tch go in the shower and wash her p*ssy.  Matter of fact, some b*tches don't even know how to wash they p*ssy, so you wash that sh*t for her azz.  Then you can rest your mind knowing that when you eat the p*ssy, it's clean.  It's clean because YOU cleaned it.}}

_{^{A b*tch who can't sing trying to sing is almost as bad as a n*gga trying to rap who can't rap.  A b*tch ever tell you she sings?  B*tch, you don't sing.  American Idol got b*tches thinking they Alicia.  These b*tches kill me, they say stupid sh*t like "I sing" or "I write poetry" or even "I paint."  B*tch I do all that sh*t too, but I don't do it with any skill.  And neither do you.  Anybody can say they do any mutha f*ckin thing, the sh*t that seperates certain people from the others is how well they do it.  You told me you sing.  I told you to "sing something."  You started singing and it sounded like a old man choking on a book of matches with his wife squeezing the life out of a cat in the background.  You don't sing and you don't rap until you get PAID to do it.  Until then, stop telling people thats what you do, you sound terrible.}}

_{^{A lot of mutha f*ckas scared to make something official with shorty, then get mad when she be hanging out with other mutha f*ckas.  If you aint claiming the b*tch as wifey then you can't say sh*t when she be f*cking with other n*ggas.  A lot of mutha f*ckas be wanting to control these b*tches but at the same time, they don't want to make shorty wifey.  A lot of b*tches don't mind that sh*t cause they be thinking (in chickenhead hoodrat voice) "If I keep playing my position and not f*cking with no other n*ggas, he will make me wifey soon."  A real b*tch aint going for that sh*t, a real b*tch is on some sh*t like "mutha f*cka don't want to claim me............on to the next one until he do claim me."  A real b*tch is not going to put her life on hold while a mutha f*cka decides if he wants to be with her or not.  Just not gonna happen.}}

_{^{How can a ugly girl have a man but a pretty girl be single?  It's because most pretty b*tches just don't know how to treat a n*gga.  A n*gga wants a b*tch who will do what the f*ck he says.  A n*gga don't want no b*tch who think she smarter than a mutha f*cka.  A n*gga wants a b*tch who is going kiss his mutha f*ckin azz 24 mutha f*ckin 7.  A pretty b*tch aint going to do that.  A ugly girl will do anything a mutha f*cka says.  A pretty b*tch is more likely to be single because her whole mutha f*ckin life she been told how f*ckin good she look so the first sign of bullsh*t a n*gga brings her way, she is out the mutha f*ckin door.  A ugly b*tch will deal with that sh*t.  A ugly b*tch will catch you cheating at 2pm and be sucking your d*ck again by 7pm.  They won't do anything to f*ck the relationship up, therefore they will not be single.  Once a ugly b*tch get a man, she refuses to go back to being single.}}

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