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Love and Life Advice #82

publication date: Feb 25, 2010
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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People think women who flirt are more likely to cheat than women who don't flirt.  I have noticed that the ones who flirt don't usually go all the way.  They flirt until the sh*t starts to get outta hand then they chill.  A flirty b*tch will reel one of you dumb n*ggas in and then as soon as ya silly azz start catching feelings she will stop flirting with you and go on to the next one.  It's all a f*cking game to a flirty b*tch.  They just want to see if they can get you to really start feeling them and once they see you do, mission accomplished.  The b*tch is on to the next n*gga to do the same mutha f*ckin thing.  A flirty b*tch just loves playing mind games and toying with you dumb azz n*ggas.  Don't ever let a flirty b*tch play with ya emotions, she just trying to get ya d*ck hard as a corona bottle.  Next time you see one of these flirty b*tches playing around with you, tell her "listen mami, I don't think you look good so can you please get off my d*ck." Now the jokes on her.  That comment completely blindsided her.  But remember, she is a game player so that comment might make her go even harder with a different approach.  It's all a game to her.  It's nothing but a f*ckin game to a flirty azz b*tch.

 

If you live with your girl/man it is a bad idea to have a roomate sharing a place with you and your girl/man.  Bad idea cause sooner or later somebody going to be walking around with no clothes on.  Whoever sees whoever in some boxers or panties is going to patiently wait for the opportunity when they can f*ck the sh*t outta somebody.  Those moments take over people's minds.  It's just something about seeing a b*tch in her panties when you aint supposed to that makes a n*gga d*ck harder than a mutha f*cka.  It's one thing for a b*tch to be in her panties when she is your girl or about to f*ck you.  But when a n*gga see a b*tch in her panties by an accident, that sh*t sticks with a n*gga, especially if her body was halfway decent.  Those moments are the moments that spark a n*ggas mind to try and f*ck the b*tch.  Same thing with b*tches when b*tches see n*ggas naked when they wasn't supposed to it triggers something in the mind to have to f*ck that n*gga.  That's why I always say if you want to f*ck a b*tch, just pull your d*ck out on her, it's an icebreaker and it works more times than you would think.  But  you gotta make sure you make it seem like an accident.  Read my "5 Steps To F*ck Her Best Friend"

 

I hate when I see a b*tch walking towards me and I'm looking at her from the front and I see thick azz thighs and I can just tell that this b*tch got a FAT azz, so I'm already saying to myself, "as soon as this b*tch passes me, I am going to turn around and get a nice look at this azz.  You looking at her from the front and you see the thighs, she got on some tight azz pants with the p*ssy print in full effect, you can't wait until this b*tch walk by you so you can get a look, then when the b*tch walk by, and you look at her azz, her azz look like somebody let ALL the air out that mutha f*cka.  Her azz look like the Undertaker hit her in the azz with a steel chair.  A b*tch don't even know how dissappointed a n*gga be when he think he about to see a fat azz and it turn out to be the opposite.  A n*gga feel ripped off like a mutha f*cka.  A n*gga just wanna run up behind that b*tch and throw her in the sleeper like "you frisbee, dinner plate azz havin azz b*tch, go to sleep."

 

How can a n*gga be a tease?  Some n*ggas be teasing b*tches.  They know the b*tch want to give them the p*ssy but they giving the b*tch massages and fingering her and sh*t but they don't want to f*ck.  If you don't want to f*ck the b*tch n*gga, tell the b*tch.  Don't be sitting there fingering her like you in 5th grade.  That being said, we must now look at WHY he don't want to stick his d*ck in you.  Did he finger you, then smell his finger and his finger smelled like cooked turtle d*ck?  Do you smell?  A n*gga always got a good reason for not f*cking a b*tch.  Ladies, if a n*gga don't want to f*ck you, there is a damn good reason for it.  Do you stink,  I won't f*ck a b*tch who p*ssy stink because I learned a long time ago that, that is how you can tell if she has an STD.  So stank p*ssy b*tches can't get no d*ck from me.  You ever try to touch a b*tch p*ssy and she won't let you, then the next day she let's you?  That's because the first time you tried to touch, her p*ssy was smelling like fried futon fur.  Now she went and cleaned up and now she want you to touch.  You aint slick b*tch.  A b*tch know when her p*ssy is stinkin.

 

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