STOP THE PRESS!!!!!!....................Why the f*ck you got boxes of cereal in grocery bags hanging on hangers in your closet next to the coats?
STOP THE PRESS!!!!................... Why the f*ck you aint got no sheets on your bed? You sleeping on straight mutha f*ckin mattress in this mutha f*cka.
STOP THE PRESS!!!!................. Why the f*ck you got McDonalds napkins in your bathroom but no toilet paper? Nah, Nah, Nah, please don't tell me when you take a sh*t you gotta wipe ya azz with Mcdonalds napkins.
STOP THE PRESS!!!!................ Why you don't never take ya mutha f*ckin socks off? I'm saying, the streets is talking. They saying, you had ya socks on, you stepped in spilled kool aid on the ground and you STILL aint take them mutha f*ckas off. What's really good? Can I get a toe check?
STOP THE PRESS!!!!...................... Why every mutha f*ckin time you get in my car, you look in the mirror? You still ugly as F*CK!!! I just don't understand why ugly people are so mutha f*ckin eager to look in a mutha f*ckin mirror. You mutha f*ckas should be hiding from mirrors. Face looking like an old dingy dirty backpack.
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