_{^{When you see people driving, it's just automatically assumed that this mutha f*cka got a license and registration.  A lot of mutha f*ckas drive with no license.  Where mutha f*ckas f*ck up is they do too much driving with no license and registration.  If you know you aint got no license you should only drive the whip if it is absolutely something you HAVE to do.  A lot of mutha f*ckas with no license be trying to joyride around the city smoking weed and sh*t, then they get pulled over and catch a bullsh*t case.  How the f*ck you gonna cruise around smoking looking for b*tches with no license?  First of all, if you driving with no license, you definately should not be doing anything illegal.  You definately should not have a car full of n*ggas. For every n*gga in the car the chance of getting pulled over increases 20%.  You shouldn't be riding like that unless you 100% legit.  When you have no license or registration you should only be driving to places you absolutely HAVE to go to.  And most importantly you should be ALONE.  Don't draw unecessary attention to ya self.  Don't self destruct ya self.  Fasten that seat belt and be easy.}}

_{^{N*ggas kill me when they think just cause a cop is black, that the n*gga is just automatically cool or some sh*t.  Those cops be the worst ones.  Those be the ones that are so set on trying to PROVE that they aint showing love to n*ggas, that they treat n*ggas the worst.  Most of them know how n*ggas is, because at the end of the day, they are n*ggas.  Keep it 100, they wasn't cops forever.  Who knows what these n*ggas was doing before they became cops.  But nobody knows a n*gga better than a n*gga.  The white cops be expecting the black cop to give n*ggas special treatment, so that's when the black cop goes out of his mutha f*ckin way to arrest black people, to prove to the white cops that he aint showing favortism.  Most black cops are worse than white cops because black cops always feel like they got something to prove.}}

_{^{Somebody ever come up to you with some "good news"?  It aint really good news to you, but it's good news to them and they expect you to be as excited as them about the sh*t.  They may say something like "I thought you would be a little more excited."  Why?  Why the f*ck would you think I would be "a little more excited" about some sh*t that happened to YOU?  If the sh*t aint benefiting me in any way, you can't seriously expect me to jump up and down with my d*ck out, can you?  There is a rule in this sh*t we call "life" and that rule is "a mutha f*cka does not give a flying f*ck, if it doesn't benefit them in any way." or I know you heard this one "if you aint sharing, n*ggas aint caring."  A mutha f*cka always looks at "good news" like "how does it benefit me?" if it benefits the person you are telling then you two can both share the excitement.  But if it only benefits you, just give the "good news."  We don't need you analyzing reactions from people who aint got sh*t to gain from the "good news."  You going to get one of two reactions, a "fake happy" reaction in which the person you are telling pretends to be happy for you, or you are going to get the most powerful *shoulder shrug* you ever seen in ya mutha f*ckin life.}} 

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