_{^{Listen when you f*ckin with somebody, you want to keep them from thinking about their ex as much as possible.  You don't really want to go into that territory ESPECIALLY if they were with the person for a long time.  Sometimes people sit there and start conversations about ex's and don't realize what they are doing.  Some people start these conversations because they see it as a advantage, like "I'm going to keep talking about there ex because it's going to make them realize that I'm better."  That's the wrong move because you think it's making her think you're better but in reality, it's making her think about them.  When somebody has been with somebody for a long amount of time, they have been through a lot together.  So once you bring up that name, they start thinking about old times.  So while the b*tch mouth is saying "yea, f*ck that mutha f*cka, he's an azzhole, her mind is thinking "I remember the time we got caught f*cking in the Burger King bathroom, that sh*t was soooooooo crazy, he so crazy, even though we had our bad times, we had some good ones too."  Now your attempt to put the attention ON you backfired on you and now the attention is OFF you, but you just don't know it.  Keep the conversations about you and her, leave the ex's out of that sh*t, you doing more damage than good.  Gay azz n*gga got some p*ssy right in front of you and you wanna talk about her ex?  You better step ya mutha f*ckin game up n*gga or go find some lil high school b*tch to pull that sh*t with, sh*t backfires when you dealing with grown azz women.}}

_{^{If you going to see your man/girl, why the f*ck would you alert them ahead of time that you are coming?  Surprise is a mutha f*cka.  If I got a b*tch on my mutha f*ckin d*ck and I get a text message from my girl saying "I will be there in 15 minutes, I just have to stop and get some dutches."  I am going to get that b*tch out of there, wipe my d*ck off, clear the messages and recent calls out my phone, get under the covers and when she come I am gonna stunt like I'm just waking up.  You should never let ya girl/man know when you coming.  Surprise is a mutha f*cka, surprise is how you find out what you need to find out.  You won't NEVER find out any good sh*t announcing when you going to be somewhere.  The mutha f*ckin police wouldn't catch nobody if they ANNOUNCED what time they was coming to kick ya mutha f*ckin door in.  Surprise is a mutha f*cka and it's free, so use it.  It don't cost a mutha f*ckin dime to surprise the sh*t out they azz, sh*t if you surprise them and aint nothing going on, you be loving they azz even more, if you surprise them and you do find out something out, well at least you know now.  Either way, you can't lose.}}

_{^{I think there should be a mutha f*ckin law for people with a STD.  They should be treated like sex offenders.  They should have to register that they have some sh*t, and mutha f*ckas should be able to look that sh*t up on the internet and see who they f*ckin with.  If you meet Tasha, and Tasha got that look to her, you should be able to look Tasha azz up and see if she got something.  What look am I talking about?  You know the look that certaing people have.  I swear sometimes you can look at somebody and get that "feeling" that they genitals is boiling.  Sometimes you can look at a b*tch and get that feeling that she got a cabinet full of pills for her p*ssy problem.  Ladies, you know sometimes you can look at a n*gga and just get that feeling that his d*ck got anthrax in it.  I'm just saying, it would make sh*t a lot easier if you could just look this sh*t up.}}

_{^{COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE: You can comment on this article by scrolling down.}}

_{^{"GOOD GUY GORDON" Short Story is getting real good, click here to read}}