_{^{If you get locked up.  Why on earth would you think that ya b*tch aint f*ckin?  Now the f*cked up sh*t about them f*ckin is, they be talking all that bullsh*t before you go in, they be like "you know I'm gonna keep it 100 wit you, I aint gonna f*ck nobody else, these n*ggas out here aint got nothing for me, you are my one and only" or some sh*t similar to that.  They aren't lying when they say it.  At the point in time they are saying that sh*t, these b*tches mean that sh*t.  Until that first night ya azz gone.  She laying in the bed lonely than a mutha f*cka, then she start thinking about how long it's going to be before you are next to her again, so she start playing with her p*ssy for about 3 nights in a row.  On that 4th night, she start realizing that the whole "playing with her p*ssy" sh*t is getting played da f*ck out.  She needs real d*ck.  You was f*cking her every night, now she aint had d*ck in 4 nights.  That's a big change for ANYBODY.  A couple weeks after that somebody tries to holla cause they know  you locked up.  She gives them the number just to have somebody to talk to.  Remember, she is lonely.  She don't really have no intentions of f*cking the mutha f*cka, she just wants somebody to talk to.  But the n*gga she gave the number to, has his mind set on nothing other than f*cking the lighter fluid out that b*tch.  So that n*gga ends up becoming her "regular d*ck" until you get home.  You better hope she don't get pregnant, cause that will end your relationship with her in a heartbeat.  If you locked up, don't worry about your b*tch, f*cking and sucking another n*gga, cause that's going to happen, just worry about her getting pregnant by the mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{Some people look at drug dealers like "these mutha f*ckas got it good, the money just falls in their lap."  That couldn't be more wrong.  A mutha f*cka who is working a 9-5 job, does not live with the fear of getting ya door kicked in by the police in the middle of the night.  A mutha f*cka with a 9-5 isn't looking in his rear view mirror every 5 seconds while he driving.  A mutha f*cka with a 9-5 isn't constantly worrying about who got arrested, who made bail, who bailed them out, how they get out, are they snitching and sh*t like that. A mutha f*cka with a 9-5 isn't scared to buy something expensive in fear that it will draw attention to himself.  People with 9-5 jobs, go to work, come home, and do it again, without all the bullsh*t stress that comes along with it.  Now don't get me wrong, a drug dealer makes a lot more than the average 9-5 mutha f*cka but the stress and the risk that goes along with selling drugs evens the sh*t out.  Selling drugs aint easy, that sh*t is a job.  It's about the most stressful job a mutha f*cka could have because one false move and you could be banned from the world FOR LIFE!}}

_{^{The best way to deal with a mutha f*cka that talks too much is to just stay silent.  When I say silent, I mean SILENT, don't even let out a "uh huh."  Sh*t like that puts a battery in a chatterboxes back.  Certain words make them start talking even more.  You ever be with a group of people and Kenny is talking too much and everybody want's that n*gga to shut the f*ck up and right when Kenny finishes his sentence, and you think he is about to shut the f*ck up, Glenn comes out of nowhere and says some sh*t like "YOU'RE KIDDING KENNY."  Now the battery is back in Kenny's back now he going to talk for another mutha f*ckin 20 minutes straight with white spit in the corner of his mutha f*ckin lips.  Mutha f*cka talking so much he started coughing.  Mutha f*cka talking so much lil spit balls are flying out his mutha f*ckin mouth.  Mutha f*cka talking so much his breath smell like a bag of duck d*ck.  Words like "You're kidding" and "get out of here??" and lets not forget about "No way."  These words just put batteries in mutha f*ckas backs to keep going, if you want them to shut the f*ck up, everybody remain silent and don't let out any words or sound effects.  F*ckin up n*ggas high with all that gott damn talking and sh*t, fogging up every window within 10 feet of ya mutha f*ckin azz.}}

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