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DMX ON BLAST!!!!
publication date: Mar 10, 2010
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
I already know what type of crackhead DMX is.
DMX is the crazy crackhead, the crackhead who is always talking sh*t, the crackhead who tries so hard to be normal and hood but at the end of the day, it's just a crackhead.
DMX is the type of crackhead that is stuck in the past, still think he in the 80's.
DMX is the type of crackhead who is always talking and preaching about god when he in jail. He the type that be telling mutha f*ckas what they should be doing to better their life but at the same time he is taking "smoke breaks" and it aint cigarettes.
DMX is the type of crackhead who will talk mad sh*t like he mad and then when he get punched in the face all he do is walk off. (like a barking dog who you finally smack in the face and then the dog lets out a little whimper)
DMX is the type of crackhead that translates what just physically happened to him into words, for example if he get punched in the face, he will get up saying (in DMX voice) "oh word, n*ggas gonna punch me, oh wordddddddddd, n*ggas gonna punch the dog in his face" but he won't do sh*t.
DMX is the type of crackhead that keeps little crackpipes in cigarette boxes.
DMX is the type of crackhead that will try to chill on the block with the drug dealers until n*ggas start clownin his azz.
DMX is the type of crackhead that before he get the drugs off you, he will say "I dont smoke crack, I'm trying to f*ck this chick and she smoke it, I'm getting it for her."
DMX is the type of crackhead that will try to sell you some bullsh*t, he like "yo money (looks both ways) you f*ck with ladders? I got a brand new ladder, I know you need a ladder, sh*t, think about it, you over shorty crib and her man come home, you gonna need that ladder n*gga, you gonna need that ladder n*gga. Gimme two and I will give it to you."
DMX is the type of crackhead that be in the middle of the street doing backflips.
DMX is the type of crackhead you might see trying to work out. (What the f*ck you trying to do, sweat the crack outta you) If a crackhead workout, that mutha f*cka gets skinnier.
DMX is the type of crackhead who keep a white boy with him and make the whiteboy spend his whole paycheck.
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