Willie Manchester ((Brooklyn))

today i saw a nigga i was bidding wit(dam nigga i came home in 01)

today i saw a bitch tackle a nigga over a ham and cheese hero(dam hoe you must be hungry)

today i saw a police dog inhale peppers and couldn't stop sneezin(police still found the work and beat dude half to death)

Cmogreen Greeny (the rock)

today i seen a bitch ask if malcolm x was a rapper (so sad the bitch is in college too)
today i seen my lil cuz get stung by a gang of asps while cuttin the grass (the lil nigga took off his shirt while they was stingin him too...why?)
today i seen a j ask me for 42cents to get something to eat (i told him show me where we can eat for 42cents and ill give u a $1)
today i seen a nigga that looked just like my pops (i didnt kno what to do..its been over 18yrs i thought that nigga was dead...cant be going over to no nigga askin him if he ya pops and shit)
today i seen that college dont mean shit (im finishin in a few wks and mfs still sweating me about quest #6 sir have u ever been arrested? yeah nigga but i aint no felon can we move on mf??)

Cmogreen Greeny (the rock)

*stung by wasps

AGGRIVATED blogger (new york)

today bi seen a nigga with 5 kids on the way all at 1 time......he actually refuses to wear condoms

AGGRIVATED blogger (new york)

i fuckin hate when kids do da shit..........stfu.......damn annoyinb ass kid

Jab26 (philly)

Today I seen a mother and daughter have a booty shaking contest against each other. (Bwahahahaha)

Today I seen da same mother give a "tiger uppercut" to her daughter cuz sum nikka said she tweerk better. (rofl)

Today I seen a grown ass man holla at a girl saying "hey sexy can I get in ya pepsi" (WTF??? Nikka u like 27, u should have came up with something better than that ole 40yr old virgin ass nikka)

Today I seen a lil gurl dat was about 10yrs old say she need sum big dick by a real nikka (C'moooooon Son!!!!)

renegade renegade (Durban)

Lol @Greeny!!! She asked if Malcom was a rapper? SMFH.

Cypha The Great (New York)

lmao jab Tiger Uppercut shoryuken shit

Sean (Maryland)

Today I saw two fat kids with no shirts on at McDonald's (moms was buying them ice cream...lmao)

Today I saw someone with a Dexter's Lab shirt (that was my jam growing up...still fux with it)

Today I saw one of the saddest moments in sports history. Sports = Business, nothing else.

Today I saw my own asshole in the mirror....IT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND, MANG! (Nah sike, shout out to Adam Sandler)

real twin cities ali (Saint Paul)

TODAY I SEEN A DESPERATE WOMAN THROW HER SELF ON A CRAIG MACK NIGGA..AND HE HAD A BIG SMALLS WANDERING EYE..SEX MUST BE DRYIN UP.

TODAY I SEEN A DESPERATE HOOKER ALMOST BEGGIN FO SEX..NOT ENOUGH LIQUOR BITCH.

Smooth Move X-Lax (Harlem)

Today I seen "Poet" from the HBO series OZ walking down Lenox between 116th & 117th.

Today I seen a lady trip when her flip-flop got caught up in a mini sidewalk pothole. I really like how she tried to play it off.

real twin cities ali (Saint Paul)

DAMN FOR REAL POET?!

S. Beezy (Miami)

today i seen my internet card on the ground, oh shit, there u was lol

Latina Mami (Columbus)

today i seen a book that read store bought ice is wayy more contaminated than toilet water. smh. if you're curious i read it in a oprah and doctor oz book.

real twin cities ali (Saint Paul)

s, breezy back..welcome ya been missed

Ready Tomlini (oklahoma city)

@Latina Mami: you LIAR!!! i use store bought ice everyday now imma die? btw i like your new pic.

Never Fraud (Dallas)

Today I seen a nigga wearing overalls, he had one strap unhooked to make it look cool (niiiiiggggaaaa Plleeeeaaassseee )

Today I seen a nigga steal a Bible from the bookstore (When he made it out the store without getting caught he said, "hell" yes

Today I seen a bitch checking out her groceries at the store. She couldn't find her debit card so she started emptying out her purse, the bitch pulled out 2 pair of panties, a chicken bone, a tube of Vagisil (female itch cream), and a dime sack of weed. She paid for her groceries and accentdently left her Vagisil at the register. The cashier said," Excuse me miss you forgot your Vagisil" The bitch turned around and said, "Keep it, it don't work anyway"

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