Today I Seen... #13

publication date: Jul 12, 2010
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Today I seen a mutha f*cka walking out the store with an air conditioner and he dropped it.


Today I seen a shopping cart hit somebody car


Today I seen a spot where you can rent a piece of sh*t car for $20 a day


Today I seen the sexy b*tch that just moved across the street eyeballing me (come over here and lick me b*tch)


Today I seen a b*tch with one of the biggest foreheads I seen in a long time

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real twin cities ali (Saint Paul)
SHE GOT THAT TYRA HEAD HUH PIFF? SMDH.

TODAY I SEE A NIGGA SO DRUNK HE PISSED HIS SELF...THEN WOKE UP WHEN IT DRIED[3HOURS LATER]AND HIT DA BAR...WTF!

TODAY I WATCH A BITCH SCRATCH HERSELF [TRYING TO BE SLICK]FOR ABOUT 30 MINS..GET A SAND SAW ALREADY SMFH
Mamita (bk)
Lmaoooo bout the forehead.... And damn about the air conditioner... Sound like piff was out shopping today
sadie lee (new orleans)
Today i seen ah fag talking bout he a girl..(im like WTF you mean you a girl?! nigga you bout 7"10!)

Today I seen ah bitch wit some shiny ass blonde weave(if i see 1 more black person with that shit ima lose it!)

Today I seen some busted up hoe in walmart holdin up the line...(waitin to get her WIC papers signed im guessin)bitch
FEE (N.O.L.A.)
DAT WALMART UPTOWN HUH SADIE LEE UNLESS U WAS ON DA WESTBANK LOL AND FOR THE CHICK WITH THE WIG I KNOW PPL WAS RIBBIN HER LIKE IT WASNT NOTHIN
BlahBlah MissMeWith TheBullShit (New Orleans)
Today I seen a thirteen year old girl dressed in a bra and a tiny ass skirt with a "Lickable" tattoo on her back walking with her mama had on zebra skin tights. #truestory (I'm ashamed to even know they ass) A true hoe and a hoe in training. SMH...
Suga Suga (minneapolis)
Today I seen some crazy ass white man flip the fuck out. His face was bright red, screaming fuck you with his middle finger up, I had to look around like who's he talking to, still haven't figured it out.
Dreadlock Rasta (Rasta)
^^^ LMAO, white people flip outs be funny as fuck
sadie lee (new orleans)
@Fee yup off rite off tchoupitoulas...bitch weave was so fuckin disturbing look like she aint even wait for the shit to hit the hair store..look like she went snatch it off the horse huh damn self!!! lmfao
sadie lee (new orleans)
typo
jwaruf (nbi)
lol
jwaruf (nbi)
today i seen a circumcised p*ssy.....sh*tz disturbing.
jwaruf (nbi)
lol
ya girl Court (Hunts vegas)
~Today I seen a girl call her mama a slut and she laughed and called her one too. I asked her why and she said that her mama is a slut and she's a slut and that's how they bond. WTF you proud your mama and you are sluts?
~Last night I was outside with my homies and this nigga we call Ace of Base (cuz he's a fiend) and this one nigga paid him $10 to try to jump from one roof to the one next door that nigga ain't jump far enough and damn near broke his leg (why are crackhead so damn strong?)
YoursTruly (Naptown )
Today I seen a woman breast feed her 2 yr old son....tha fuck?!? (I hope he bite off ya damn titty bitch!)

Today I seen a little boy (couldn't be no more than 10) waitin for tha bus. (Damn lil man on some grown folks shit)

Today I seen one of my coworkers pop a big azz pimple on her face and that white milky shit came out (UGH bitch go do that shit in the bathroom!!)

Today I seen my man on my lunch break and got some good lunchtime dick (went back to work feeling energized like a muthafucka)
Guest
Today i seen a nigga with purple nail polish on his feet nd his fingers talkin bout sum "Oh do you hav change 4 tha bus?"............ NO NIGGA GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE
Never Fraud (Dallas)
Today I seen a bitch that I know, she had 6 kids in 8 years. Before she had kids her lower back tattoo said
" Bad Bitch"

After 3 kids she had it changed
But
Still Kinda
not so cute
^ Bad ^ Bitch

After her 6 kids she changed it again

But
Still Kinda
not so cute
^ Bad ^ Bitch, Fuck it, You don't want this
Never Fraud (Dallas)
Today I seen nigga using a polaroid camera (Shaking the pictures and shit)

Today I seen a four niggas playing four square (Four Squares)

Today I saw a nigga buying small condoms, then when people got in line behind him he said "Oh shit... these are the wrong size" (SSSSShhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt)

Today I seen a nigga drinking a forty with a straw (He had next in four square)
Tre Diz 5o4
Today I seen a bad bitch with a bald head

Today I seen a nigga wearing some light ups LA gear

Today I seen a bitch power walking while murking a poe boy

Today I seen alotta lil niggas with mandex jeans and red rags

Today I seen a nigga cash his bp check and spent it on a boulder size

Today I seen New Orleans deep in this bitch
jacey (chicago)
Lmao @ never fraud , man 4 square used to be THAT game in elementary school
 

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