_{^{25 is too old to be living with your parents}}

_{^{25 is too old to not be swallowing cumm}}

_{^{25 is too old to be making minimum wage}}

_{^{25 is too old to be in college}}

_{^{25 is too old to not have any money saved up}}

_{^{25 is too old to have a 18 year old girlfriend}}

_{^{25 is too old to be letting your parents decide who you should f*ck with}}

_{^{25 is too old to not have ever had a b*tch pregnant (men)}}

_{^{25 is too old to be asking to borrow money}}

_{^{25 is too old to have never had anal sex}}

_{^{25 is too old to have a prepay cell phone}}

_{^{25 is too old to be caught without a haircut}}

_{^{25 is too old to cry over a break-up}}

_{^{25 is too old to be tripping and falling}}

_{^{25 is too old to be having sex without busting a n*t (ladies)}}

_{^{25 is too old to be asking for sex advice}}

_{^{25 is too old to be calling people with somebody on the other line secretly listening}}

_{^{25 is too old to not know how to figure out what 10% of 330 is}}

_{^{25 is too old to be pissing on the toilet seat}}

_{^{25 is too old to be 100% single}}

_{^{25 is too old to not know how to use a computer}}

_{^{25 is too old to be sleeping until 3:00pm}}

_{^{25 is too old to be buying sneakers from Macy's}}

_{^{25 is too old to be wearing a gott damn headband}}

_{^{25 is too old to throw a Playstation 3 party}}