"All In The" Quickies

publication date: Sep 13, 2009
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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All in the pool can't even swim. Yea I know that's another old one imma go all in, in a second. Lemme get warmed up doggy.

All in the kool aid don't know the flavor. That's an old one I know I'm just warming up.

All in the hood and you scared to death

All in the weed spot and you know you on parole

All in the sneaker section, knowing damn well ya bunyans won't let you wear sneakers

All in the nail shop knowing you bite ya nails like hungry puma.

All in the maury show, knowing damn we'll that baby don't look like him

All in the frozen food section knowing ya freezer is the size of an icetray.

All in the the grocery store with apple jacks in ya hand, knowing damn well that shit aint wic approved

All in the bank tryin to get a loan knowing damn well ya credit f*cked up. You neva paid a bill in ya life

All in the dailypiff.net website knowing damn well you aint real enough.

All in the room sayin "somebody farted" "somebody farted" knowing damn well you let out silent sh*t smoke but you so much of a b*tch you cant admit it (only females lie about farts)

All in the cabinet stuntin like you put cereal in the cabinet, knowing damn well you put boxes of cereal in bags and HANG UM IN YA CLOSET!!!

All in the gas station buying condoms knowing damn well you don't get no new p*ssy. You been f*ckin the same chick since 11th grade.

All in the the house sniffing like you smell something and you know that aint nobody but your raggedy azz b*tch smelling like a zookeeper.

All in the sun knowing you too black to be out there. Ya cheeks is greasy and ya lips look like an all black wireless portable webcam

All in the dunkin donuts shop, you weigh 300lbs and you got the nerve to just order a coolatta. STOP LYING! You know u want to eat everything and everyone in that mutha f*cka

All in the cell phone store lookin at cell phone plans knowing damn well you a walking pre-pay poster. Go buy some minutes mutha f*cka


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