_{^{Why do you always have a pimple on your face?  One goes away, next day a new one pops up.  Do you ever wash your f*ckin face?  With soap?  Twice a day?  Well clean ya pillow case then mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{Why do you always have to ask "where you going?" every time I stand up?}}

_{^{Why do you always cash your check at the check cashing spot instead of the bank?}}

_{^{Why do you always say you understood what I said but 5 minutes later you asking me a que.n about it?}}

_{^{Why do you always repeat my questions right after I ask them?}} 

_{^{Me:  What did you do today?}}

_{^{You: What did I do today?}}

_{^{Why do you always laugh when aint sh*t funny?}}

_{^{Why do you always use the word "sucks" when describing something you don't like?  (people from the hood don't use the word "sucks" unless we saying she "sucks" a good d*ck.}}

_{^{Why do you always tell your friends and family about every argument we have.}}

_{^{Why do you always over do it when you have a orgasm?  I know it feel good but damn b*tch you acting like you just got shot in the azz with a bow and arrow.}}

_{^{Why do you always think because somebody has their own business that they are rich?}}