_{^{If you are a woman and your boss is trying to f*ck you, you can't go wrong whether you f*ck him or not.  If you f*ck him the benefits are endless because a male boss will get carried away and lose all common sense and let the b*tch do whatever the f*ck she wants in fear that she will let the cat out the bag.  If she doesn't f*ck him, he's going to be even more shook because now there is a possible sexual harassment suit coming.  So the dirty b*tch still gets to do whatever she wants.}}

_{^{If a female boss tries to f*ck a male employee, the male employee can't win because if he f*cks the b*tch, her feelings are going to grow and if he ever get's tired of f*cking her, the emotional azz b*tch is going to make it hard on his azz every way she can.  If he decides not to f*ck her, the emotional hooker is going to have hurt feelings and is going to make it hard on his simple azz any way possible still.  The woman can't lose, the man can't win.  That's life.}}

_{^{If a mutha f*cka is comfortable he will put his boogers anywhere.  He aint trying to get up and walk to the garbage and dump the booger in the garbage.  He's either going to put that sh*t on the wall like a poster or he is going to pluck it in the air and let it land wherever it lands (barefoot people watch out!)  The sneaky mutha f*ckas will try to hide booger under the nightstand or on the side of the bed.  Don't it feel good when you dig up in ya nose and pull out a big one thought?  Shout out to the bloody boogers too.  They get it in.}}

_{^{Ladies if you are f*cking a man that you know got a wifey and kids then you are a homewrecker b*tch.  I'm tired of b*tches being offended when they are called "homewreckers"  Take pride in that sh*t baby.  Think about what you accomplished mami.  You broke up a family.  You will always be remembered in that familys history as the b*tch who broke it up.  That is big time baby, be proud of what you did.  Ya p*ssy was so good that the mutha f*cka got sloppy and got caught the f*ck out.  Only good p*ssy can wreck a home.  Ya p*ssy wrecked a whole family.  That's power.  I salute you.}}

_{^{You kissing on her neck, kissing on her chest, then you take her bra off, suck on her breasts a lil bit, move down to her stomach, then you slide her panties off and while you got the panties in your hand, you smell sh*t.  You look at the panties and you see a 3 hour old dingleberry wrapped up in the panties.  She don't know what to say, you looking at her like she is just the dirtiest b*tch you ever met.  Then you notice that the little dingleberry is harder than a mutha f*cka.  Instead of asking her why she got sh*t in her panties, you ask her "why is ya sh*t so damn hard?"  You could break a window with that mutha f*cka.}}

_{^{How do these mutha f*ckas get into relationships with chicks with a bunch of kids that aint theirs.  I can't be around a bunch of kids that aint theirs.  I can't be around a bunch of loud azz kids that aint mine.  Another thing is I dont need her baby father coming around acting like he supern*gga cause it's just a matter of time before me and him are boxing in the living room.  And if she got more than one baby father, that's even more bullsh*t.  That's when you gotta look deep into that b*tch eyes and ask "Is she worth it?"  The answer is no, because if she was, one of her two baby daddys would of kept her around.  So if they don't want her, WHY DO YOU!  Sucker for love ummhmmm sucker for love.}}