_{^{If a b*tch give good head, the only reason she give good head is because, she has given a lot of head.  The only way you can become good at something is to do it over and over.  Ya see with the good comes the bad.  The good is that she gives head like a pro, the bad is you can't be seen in public with her because she sucked off the whole east coast.}} 

_{^{I hate a b*tch that talk about they love kids and they aint got none.  They always the ones saying they love kids.  People with kids don't EVER say they love kids.  Always somebody with no kids saying "I'm very good with children." or "Kids love me!"  B*tch, kids love anybody who aint cussin they azz out.  I've seen people say they love kids, then they had one and they couldn't stand nobody else's kids.  Once you have a kid of your own, other people's kids get on ya f*ckin nerves}}

_{^{Some b*tches been dogged out so much by men that you can't even holla at um.  They always got they guard up.  That sh*t is not called for.  If you over 24 years old.  Then you should already know what to expect from a man.  Its been like that and it's how it is always going to be.  I know what to expect from a woman.  A woman should know what to expect from me.  It's those b*tches who be searching for Mr. Perfect that end up by they self.  They living in a fairy tale land.  They think they gonna find a rich mutha f*cka who gonna sweep them off they feet. lol.  They need to look in the mirror first and be honest with themselves that they aint all that.  Baby, you not pretty enough for a mutha f*cka with money to come sweep you off your feet.  Sitting there looking like Tony the Tiger and you want a mutha f*cka with millions to sweep you off your feet.}}

_{^{Mutha f*ckas be cuddling.  You probably wont see them cuddling, But when it is just them and they girl they be cuddling like a mutha f*cka.  A mutha f*cka don't like cuddling in public cause it's making him look like a b*tch.  But behind close doors, that mutha f*cka is laying in his woman's arms like a newborn baby.  Saying sh*t like "I love you" or "What would I do without you" or "Your my angel" lol.   That's the sh*t men don't let you see, the way they act when it's just them and shorty and nobody else around.  Women know what I'm talking about.}}

_{^{If you see a sexy azz b*tch and she is with a ugly azz b*tch.  Holla at the ugly b*tch.  Don't even pay attention to the pretty one.  Holla at the ugly one, get her number, call her non-stop just to say hi, beat that p*ssy up.  Spend like 3 dollars a week on a "Thinking of You" card.  After about a month, that pretty chick that was with her when you met her is gonna want to holla.  She going to see how you treating her ugly azz girl and she going to think to herself, "If he's treating her like that, imagine how he would treat me."  Then you got her.  You broke up a friendship but hey, won't be the first time b*tches ended friendships over some d*ck.}}